What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

[Mardymwahhaha]

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

Aha!

ChameleonCircuit I think your alter-ego may be:

Trendy Channel 4 Yoof Programming commissioner Tom Crucial-Nice-Eh

His twin brother, casting director Tim A. Couch-Recline

Adult film actress (notorious for mutiple-partner shagathon flicks) Leona Ice-Mi-Crutch

And not forgetting:

Legendary Glaswegian prostitute and brothel madam Cherie MacCunt-Oil

Cherie is inspired. I can visualise her with flaming red hair, intense stare and tartan underwear. A bit like I visualise scottishmummy actually.

By the way Mardy, the thread that this thread was quoted on, was the one welcoming a new poster, which all went a bit ballistic.

Thought I'd welcome new poster (BangersNGash) with a thesp anagram. Didn't really work so then attempted to sing her a rather obscure song. Said new poster has not been seen since.

Just PMSL at the Glaswegian prostitute! Brilliant! [hgrin]

introducing Fed Mugshot Pit, a younger sibling of Brad

Hi Dig - I love Fed Mugshot Pit (FBI agent, for sure); I think he'd wear a trench coat and a fedora. At the scene of a grisly crime, he would stand there grittily; cigarette always in corner of mouth.

I would like to introduce some of Fed's distant relatives:

Tom Push-Gifted - intense, bespectacled, pipe-smoking, home-educating dad of five obnoxious child little shits geniuses

Ted Mosh-Pit-Fug - officially the smelliest man ever to attend a Motorhead gig

Hugo T. Fisted MP - Conservative minister who was at the centre of a notorious cottaging incident in Hyde Park

Oh Hugo T Fisted MP is a classic!

ChameleonCircuit BJ-specialized porn star Acie Circle-Mouth
Hugo T. Fisted MP : If I recall correctly, Doug T. Fetish MP was involved as well...

Hooray! I've just seen that HayleySexiWeestains is still posting under that name.

I noticed that too Mardy!

I have been busily thesping up Her Majesty's Government, by the way:

David Cameron's alter-ego could be Dutch/Scottish local DJ Ed Van McRadio or trendy down-with-the-kids cleric Ned A. Mod-Vicar

Nick Clegg (using Nicholas 'cos it's easier) is also known as sex-worker Glen Shag-Colic or the famously incompetent health care worker Cal G. G. NHS-eColi

William Hague, due to his early-onset alopecia, decided to found the discount online hairpiece suppliers I-Haul Lame Wig

George Osborne has a secret part-time role as an unbearably smug art-critic Roger E. Ego-Snob and over-worked porn star Greg O. E. Sore-Nob

Kenneth Clarke is also famous East End gangster Len The Knacker and also, whilst working as a surgeon, discovered the middle-aged women's complaint HRT Knee-Cankle

Theresa May is of course none other than bodice-ripper author Rea H. Steamy - during her pole-dancing days she was also known as Amy The Arse

Right, that's enough. Time to return to the Real World.

Inspired work talc! (especially George, although I'm not happy with the image of Greg that you have planted in my head).

Please don't set me off again. I have too much to do.

Oh come on Mardy - you know you want to.

Just think of all those X-Factor contestants we could abuse...

(anagramically, of course )

I mean come on -

Frankie Cocozza is Zac F. Raz-Nookie or Fizz On Cock Area (eeew)

anyway I'm still sulking that this never made it to classics.

brilliant!

Hairdresser Marcus Collins goes by the professional name Colin Mass-Curls

Craig Colton has a tragic colon

Craig Colton is Gillian McKeith fan Art G. Colonic

Cross posts - of the great-minds-think-alike kind!

Talc I don't know about great minds, but I definitely think we are the only minds left on this thread.

Sophie Habibis aka Bibi Hash-poise has been known to dress up in 1920s clothing and smoke weed in an affected manner using a cigarette holder.

What about Strictly contestants?

For example, Nancy Dell'Olio has a back passage the size of the large river and is also known as Lady Nile-Colon.

When she eats too many Herschey bars and other American confectionary, she also goes by the name of Elli Candy-Loon.

Edwina Currie heads up a team of toilet cleaners and is also known as Ida Urine-Crew.

Ooh, I'm so glad this thread has popped up again. I spent days trying to think of one before I realised that I am an almost perfect anagram of Dai Llewelyn (I think it has to be 'Llewalyn' owing to too many 'a's and not enough 'e's. Though if you don't like that there were multpile variations on a theme of Lydia, Linda, Lindy, Lana and the like.

Russell Grant also specialises in pest removal and goes by the name of Len R Slug-Rats