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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

317 replies

Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

OP posts:
Mardymwahhaha · 26/10/2011 18:15

It would be rude not to make up a couple of names for the newcomer on the thread. Seeing as bottoms are on the agenda, my offerings are:

?Tomboy? Muddy-Arse and
Dora Y. Modesty-Bum

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mybootsaremuddy · 26/10/2011 21:07

oooh mardy my dc will love those ones Grin

MotherMucca · 29/10/2011 18:12

This Macho Rectum and Actor, Hmm... Cum Production features a debut by the newest hard-man actor in Hollywood:

[Fanfare]...

Arch Commute.

TheVermiciousKnid · 29/10/2011 18:37

TheVermiciousKnid = Diminutive Shocker. Shock

Hm, I'm not exactly tall. I don't think I'm that shocking though.

Sounds like a wrestler. Grin

MotherMucca · 29/10/2011 18:49

[hgrin]

Mardymwahhaha · 31/10/2011 13:52

TheVermiciousKnid = Hermione Duck Visit

or the highly confused Rev Sue Hot Mini-Dick

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Mardymwahhaha · 31/10/2011 13:55

Mother Mucca could also be Cath More-Cum (distantly related to Eric)

OP posts:
MotherMucca · 31/10/2011 14:07

Cath More-Cum maybe a distant relation of Eric Grin.

Cath Cum-More is a whole other person. [hwink]

Mardymwahhaha · 31/10/2011 14:20

Mother Mucca - I seem to remember we were both fans of a man and a girl. Grin

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MotherMucca · 31/10/2011 14:22

Yes Mardy. Now that is an anagram to be in awe of.

Is a man I dreamt up - fantabulous!

MardyBra · 01/11/2011 12:33

Smile hadn't come across that one before.

ilovesprouts · 01/11/2011 12:36

Overspilt Sou

MardyBra · 01/11/2011 12:49

Or you could be Sue Viol-Strop, currently flouncing on AIBU.

MotherMucca · 01/11/2011 14:22

Or sprouts could be Violet Sporus, found treading the boards in the West End.

TalcAndTurnips · 01/11/2011 14:48

Or - in the smarmiest brown-nosing of an Original Poster ever found on MN (also slightly unsettling for Mardy, I suspect):

OP I lusts over

Or my outfit of choice when I'm attending a 'special interest' evening at the local Swing-o-rama:

Solo Perv Suit

And something I'd do cheerfully when witnessing an episode of street-thuggery:

Piss over lout

And finally, something Priscilla Presley does at Graceland with a small JCB, when she's missing the old snake-hipped crooner:

Uproots Elvis

MardyBra · 02/11/2011 18:03

I'll take all the lust I can get, thanks Talc

MardyBra · 02/11/2011 18:04

I loathe sprouts though. I hope she doesn't smell of them.

ilovesprouts · 02/11/2011 18:28

Shock no i dont Wink

arightoldbag · 04/11/2011 19:28

Mine is...

Ragbag Hid Lot

a scruffy kleptomaniac... Grin

FriggsFlyingFalconFeathers · 04/11/2011 19:36

i dont think there is an anagram in FriggFRIGG....

TalcAndTurnips · 04/11/2011 19:37

Hello arightoldbag Grin

I think you could be Gilda Goth-Bra - an exotic dancer in black leather with accompanying snake.

Or Thor I. Bald-Gag - sad, washed up, balding has-been from the American daytime soap machine.

Goldberry · 04/11/2011 19:43

Hmm. I think I'm Rob Dryleg. Not sure what he might be famous for though.

PelvicF1oorOfSteel · 04/11/2011 20:35

Leprotic Of Self-Love! I like it!

PelvicF1oorOfSteel · 04/11/2011 20:37

Or - Vic Lose Fell Poofter, can't decide which I like best...

TalcAndTurnips · 04/11/2011 20:47

Pelvic - genius Grin

You could also be Clive Feel-Torso-Flop - ex-bodybuilder gone to seed.