What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

[Mardymwahhaha]

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

Inspire my meat
My satin Empire

Sickle/Bosie, darling, how UTTERLY traumatic and how RUDE! Sweetie, you could never pass for a gran. What WAS that dragon agent thinking?

Inspired Brian names there.

Hulababy Not a lot to work with.

Aby Bul-Ha

Hulababy - you might be trying to emulate your DH in some way - A La Hubby

ExitPursuedByaBear = also

Trixy A. Debase Rub-Pee Porn starlet specialising in watersports.

inmysparetime also =

Tina Rims My Pee Sometimes does a double act with Trixy

Mardy - feckin' genius!

AbsOfCroissant actually gives us something we all try to avoid doing on Mumsnet: Boast Crass Info

and also an employee that enjoys arguing with her line manager Toni Boss-Fracas

and of course, the Irish far-right politician Baron S. O'Fascist

ExitPursuedByABear reveals the rather alarming Daily Mail headline Barry's Beau Tied Ex Up

and I can only hazard a guess what a Sexy Upbeat Urea Bird might look like.

Regretting starting this thread. It is taking up too much of my time.

Am wondering whether Talc and I could take part in our very own MN Countdown. We could have a referee who types in the Countdown Theme Tune (dunk-a-dunk-a da....diddlydiddlydiddly boink) for 30 seconds and at the end of that time we could post our longest word and see who wins.

Or boggle.

Actually, I'm better at boggle.

mardy I shall be adopting my new name Hayley sexi weestains
pmsl
< off to name change>

Anal Cacti Fan

Not a proper name but effing hilarious all the same..........or I thought so at least!

at anal cacti fan, dodgy fetish

Oooh, Hayley, gross nice new name!

Thanks, I think it suits me

I couldn't possibly say.

AnnaFalactic - your type (anal cacti fans) are a common sight, of a Friday night, in A&E departments up and down the country.

You can always spot them as they perch gingerly on the edge of their chairs, or waive the opportunity to take a seat at all.

Another one from your name is a popular Essex-made spray-on cosmetic, beloved by X Factor's newly evicted duo, 2 Shoes - Facial Tan Can

Good luck explaining the name across the boards, Hayley

Anna, you could be: Ali Fat Cancan A member of a roly-poly Moulin Rouge troupe.

Crying with laughter. I now have a strong mental image of dodgy people in hospital with cacti stuck up their arses.

Robin Baseman Volt is my favourite. I could also be:
Robin Lava Entombs.
Robin Movable Ants.
Robin Bloats Maven.
Robin Anal Mob Vets.
Robin Lamb At Ovens.

Hulababy : Abby Haul, single-handedly lifting spirits (and other things) on the film set.

Batman you could also be the popular Dutch/Jewish Cleric Rabbi Mel Van Snoot

or the macho WWl Luftwaffe pilot Baron Von Male Bits

Cool; I have a name :)

I love Brad Dinosaur - Gene. Genius.

Wish ChaosTrulyReigns was here - I have turned her into society three-day-eventer Alice Horsy-Grunts

and super-rich playboy Sir S. Yacht-Lounger

or lusty, middle-aged, Welsh man-eater Nerys L. Cougar-Shit