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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

317 replies

Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

OP posts:
trumpton · 11/10/2011 10:06

Proudly announcing the premier release of the latest DVD sent to you in a plain brown wrapper ( or for an extra small fee in a "Lassie Come Home" case.).................PORN MUTT.

Shakey1500 · 11/10/2011 10:09

Yaks Eh- currently resting Grin

OTheHugeWerewolef · 11/10/2011 10:11

Wee Whore Ghoul Feet Grin

SnakeOnCrack · 11/10/2011 10:16

DO ME DO ME (you can take that any way you will)

CotherMuckingFunt · 11/10/2011 10:16

Cheers Suitable. I put my name in and it came up with the obvious Mother Fucking Cunt but the best one (out of many) is Thick Uncut Frogmen Grin

CotherMuckingFunt · 11/10/2011 10:17

There are 54031 anagrams of my name!

stickylittlefingers · 11/10/2011 10:17

I've got some great anagrams (yay for my long name...)

The Porn actress names:

Reflecting Silky Tits
Tingly Testicle Frisk

Science programme presenter:

Kitty Genetics Frills

Scottish food programme presenter:

Celery Kilts Fittings

The Agony Aunt:

Gritty Fickle Listens

And the disturbing one:

Girly Cleft Stinkiest

ThePsychicSatsuma · 11/10/2011 10:18

snakeoncrack

hmmmmmmmmmm

kesoncka Nano

A Hungarian weight-lifting dwarf

CotherMuckingFunt · 11/10/2011 10:18

Fuck Munching Otter Grin

SjuperWereWolef · 11/10/2011 10:19

SjuperWolef - Julep Sew For Grin me likey.

CotherMuckingFunt · 11/10/2011 10:20

Chucking Men For Tut

redheadbedhead · 11/10/2011 10:20

can't find a good actor name but a good halloween one, Dad Beheaded Her!

ThePsychicSatsuma · 11/10/2011 10:20

I could also be

Pussycat Smith

ElderberrySyrup · 11/10/2011 10:20

Mine is Beryl Rude-Pryers.

She was in all the Carry On films, playing a large and sexually excitable matron.

CotherMuckingFunt · 11/10/2011 10:20

Cocking Then Turf Um. I love my name!

ThePsychicSatsuma · 11/10/2011 10:21

or Hectic Typhus

CotherMuckingFunt · 11/10/2011 10:21

Cocking Her Fun Mutt

I'll stop now

redheadbedhead · 11/10/2011 10:21

fuck munching otter ha ha!! Grin

ThePsychicSatsuma · 11/10/2011 10:22

or Scythe Smut, the 80's hardcore director

Witchathulu · 11/10/2011 10:22

La Which tutu for my seasonal one - but for my normal one (Mamathulu) the best one I thought was Mutual Ham. :o
(Anything with Ham in it has to count, surely?)

CotherMuckingFunt · 11/10/2011 10:23

I need to apply to MNHQ for a job - Check Forum Nutting

ThePsychicSatsuma · 11/10/2011 10:23

Grin Grin

Spicy Thatch

a naked trapeeze artiste

Terpsichore · 11/10/2011 10:23

There are dozens from mine, according to that anagram-maker site....I'm strangely attracted to Rice He Strop. Clearly the somewhat irritable star of Chinese epics.

Slightly more Shakespearean (and boring) = Piers Hector

Sir Hot Creep is pretty good too Grin

ThePsychicSatsuma · 11/10/2011 10:24

Hectic Pussy

a marathon runner based in Slovakia

ThePsychicSatsuma · 11/10/2011 10:25

Humpty Cache

French minister of finance

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