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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

317 replies

Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:14

Hello Lady Wellian. I thought I was talking to myself there.

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TalcAndTurnips · 24/10/2011 13:14

I refer the honourable Mardy to her comment above:

"Please don't set me off. I have too much to do"

Didn't need that much persuading, huh?

evil Grin

Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:16

By the way, have you considered that you could also rearrange Lady Wellian to read Ed Anal-Willy

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Mardymwahhaha · 24/10/2011 13:17

When my business goes down the pan, I will be blaming you Talc.

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LadyWellian · 24/10/2011 13:21

Not on a Monday, Mardybra

Calabria · 24/10/2011 15:25

Labia Arc [hshock][hgrin]

perfumedlife · 24/10/2011 15:34

Demure Piffle

Quite suits me Grin

Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 18:40

Perfumed Life, you could be Ed "Le Ripe" Muff, a French transexual with a rather distinctive odour.

Struggling to find a suitable name for Calabria.

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531800000008 · 25/10/2011 18:48

mine's a bit hard

Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 18:56

1 0000000 5'3 '88

One size zero lady, 5'3 high, born in 1988?

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TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 19:18

5 etc. from your post I've deduced that you are either:

a) a hairy-handed masturbating teen who has somehow become vaguely aroused by the slightly risque element of some of the anagrams on this thread

or

b) expressing your disappointment that your choice of MN nickname has rendered it unsuitable for saucy and suggestive porn-star anagrammation

However - in the interests of inclusion, I have rearranged 531800000008 into 03.08.1850 (00:00:0) which is the time that Dutch writer Paul A. Daum's mother was in established labour with him (and pondering on names: Paul for a boy, Paulien for a girl); giving birth some time later that day.

Well, I tried.

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 19:18

And so did Mardy - what a team.

531800000008 · 25/10/2011 19:19

hah right on being 5'3, the rest pffffffffft

put a 2 in front and take away 22 years

ha hah hah hah

I'm LOVING it Grin

531800000008 · 25/10/2011 19:20

oooh I like the existential French numbers

531800000008 · 25/10/2011 19:20

DUTCH not French

gah

Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 19:26

"And so did Mardy - what a team."

Yeah, bring it on!

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Mardymwahhaha · 25/10/2011 19:27

Damn you, talc. I always have to google stuff when you post. At least there's no dubious urban dictionary stuff this time.

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mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 20:41

My dcs Love anagrams so i set them on the cass to come up with mine..... they made up loads!!
The best

DD1 (11yrs)- Eddy A Musty Broom
A Body Memory stud
Ruby A Modesty Mod

DS1 (10yrs)- Doomsday Bum Tyre
Robed Yummy Toads
Moody Bum Strayed

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 21:02

YES myboots - we have a new recruit! Fabulous anagrams - your kiddywinks are insanely talented; you're going to tell us that they were on Countdown aged 3 or something, aren't you?

You have a great name for anagramming; I quite like this order barked out by our very own thread starter, Mardymwahhaha:

You, Tom - Mardy's bed!

There is also a warning to us all, should we stray into the arena of bumsex:

Sodomy - Maybe Turd?

mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 21:27

ohhh dont get me started on the sodomy one!! DS was busy scribbling away and scratching his head for a few mins then looked up....... 'mum is sodomy a word?' meShockShockShock dhGrin!!!! I have explained in the 'nicest' way(is there realy a nice way?) that it is a word but why he shouldnt go repeating/using it!!

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 21:48

myboots Grin - I would like to have been a fly on the wall at that point in proceedings.

I have discovered in your name something I think every time I look in a full-length mirror whilst naked:

Sod My Mature Body

Also there resides a legendary Deep South lady-of-the-night; from Hot Springs, Arkansas:

Dusty-May Bedroom

and her Madam Dame Trudy Bosomy

mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 22:10

'sod my mature body'...... think i like that one Grin

I wish i had been OUT of the room when ds came out with 'that' word! (if i hadnt explained what it ment he'd only go look it up anyway!) At times i can find ds anoyingly a bit too bright. Sometimes to the point i just want to scream. He insists on knowing everything about everything....... not always a good thing as you can see!

TalcAndTurnips · 25/10/2011 22:15

Well, you could always tell him to Google it Wink

mybootsaremuddy · 25/10/2011 22:19

Grin maybe i should......... might shut him up and stop him from ever asking anything againWink

Mardymwahhaha · 26/10/2011 00:27

Hooray! A new recruit and a discussion about sodomy.

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