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[triplets]

Boring............you have all been my life-line........just wish we could all meet up occasionally, I could bring the trolley:)
Scrap my feeble first attempt, tired .........very tired............yawnnnnnnnnn

What IF Bubby is really a rozzer?????????

Nope, but loathed elder bro is, don't worry Trips, I won't don you in, you was her all night, ok! By the way, our village was the favourite holiday destination of the Kray Twins and there beloved mum, the elders of the village speak very fondly of them, so murderers are obviously welcome here!

Dob you in, bloody predictive text!!

He is just so so so thinks he knows everything and thinks he is right all the bloody time.............grrrrrrrrr
First of all he does not back me up when dd leaves yet again her perfectly cooked curry, yet demands a yogurt, sneaks one, then whilst I am watching tv goes on to eat another three, £2 quids worth which I then made her pay for.

Then............I said I wanted to record the Gok Wan prog tonight about teenagers out of interest as I think he is quite good with people. Oh boy, he knows NOTHING about him except to say he`s a weirdo and puffter! So he says its me whose wierd wanting to watch such rubbish.

Then he starts on about doing something for my big looming six 0......he thinks we should all go to France for a w/end with the kids and his family, I love his family but I want to go away for 2 nights with my girlfriends and have a laugh and just be by myself.............he thinks I am selfish.

Answers on a very big postcard please.

Visits to Wormwood Scrubs would be appreciated.

Oh Trips, your H and my R could be twins! Go for the laugh with your girlfriends, and then he can take you the next weekend! we had a flare up here as well, R came into living room, and just turned over TV channel without a byyouleave, as the programme I was watching was "rubbish" then said I was getting angry and raising my voice "for no reason"!!!

Stayed frequently here in village as their mum had relatives here, they were though of as "toffs from the smoke" and apparently tipped very well.

Oh Trips -

I think you could get away with a plea of gross provocation Trips, and they will congratulate you on your restraint at not dismembering him first.!

Morning ladies, my 'Luke' alarm clock goes off far too early!!

Morning girls xx

Check Estars blog - some good news at last!!! x

Estar came to visit me with her sister. She is so lovely. Tiny little doll. We had a good laugh together and her little girl did NOT like me at all Every time I held her to have a cuddle she cried!!!

She is so positive and upbeat xx