We have our own regularly returning bots to tell us how bullying and hateful we are.
Glossary:
Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket
MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.
Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)
Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work
Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz
BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.
Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?
Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.
Twunk (AKA ForeverYazoonique) has a bottle of Banana Yazoo in her fridge. She's still too afraid to drink it. Yahoo is important as seems to be the primary retail product for Life Tree World.
+++UPDATE+++ Twunk/Forever has now drunk the Banana Yazoo and still lives though a shadow of her former self 
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