suzy so sorry about your FIL 
and preminstrel your poorly mum 
Right it's late, but I'm gonna attempt a superpost - forgive typos. been long bloody day.
Dita Mad max was bloody bloody brilliant. We want to go again. We watched the original number two, and couldn't believe how much it had improved upon it whilst utterly retaining the look, feel, and heart.
miffy my mum had a kombucha for a while. I never really liked the stuff. But we did have a bizarre thing happen once. We left the tiniest bit (sheer bad housekeeping) of cider vinegar in the bottom of a bottle of cider vinegar, and a tiny kombucha grew, which we then cultivated and used in the same way. i wonder what the hell it was.
The kefir arrived this morning, I had a kilner jar and some muslin for the top, so I have chucked in some coconut milk and stuck it on top of the combi boiler..... the heating is on low so it's just warm in there.... fuck I hope this works. If it does, COYO can FTFO 
ewan did you order some of the kefir yet? Well done on the no dairy... I'm seeing huge results.
fatstacks I sincerely hope you give that fucker of a nurse a week of unwashed fanny
I spat out my water when I read that!
rabbit I'd also like to offer my congratulations, but must agree with crabby
dilite well done on 'them bony bits poking out'
romey have you worked out yet, she's talking about the underwiring 
sayra aka Dr S. L .
.......... congratulations you superstar!
Today I went to the Paleo cafe... they fucked my order up so I got bacon and eggs in the cafe, with a bulletproof earl grey then i got chicken boobies and broccoli with kale to take away for free! chuffed cos all food is organic grass fed blah blah blah. It's in the fridge for tomorrow, but there's about three other decebt bits of leftovers in there what want eating too!
I have discoverd a hot drink that is amazing!!! it's a yogi tea called choco chilli, and it's the closest thing to a hot chocolate I have had. Ever. It's got some lovely sweet spicy notes to it. It's made of cacao and other lovely stuff. I had it with almond milk, and it was bloody lovely.
food and drink been fine. wieght going down down down. Viva no dairy!