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Where have all the fit and interesting men gone part TWELVE

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lou33 · 07/09/2009 17:38

starts here

why would you bin off gymboy before asking about it?

he may well just have been checking mail or hiding a profile or something, talk to him before you dump him

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sincitylover · 29/09/2009 12:36

Tee hee - one of the two I have met have been a bit weeny despite seeming to think they have a big or even normal sized one.

Also one of the two I have met seems to have some issues in the bedroom dept.

sincitylover · 29/09/2009 12:37

PS I know you will all yawn but exbf is perfect in that dept Perhaps that's one of the reasons I find so hard to let go!!!!!!!!

lou33 · 29/09/2009 12:46

cant say i have had anything to complain about so far

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Remotew · 29/09/2009 13:09

See what Juicy has to say.

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 29/09/2009 13:15

of my dating since single.

2 of which were impressive.1 knew how to use it, 1 didn't.

1 was kinda poor and no idea what to do with it.

1 was average, but boy did he knew how to make full use of his equipment.

another was so ridiculously huge i blurted "wtf do you expect me to fit that"... and he knows how to use.... you wont actually believe me if i describe what its wimilar to in size.

passmyglassplease · 29/09/2009 13:22

go on then, what is it similar to?

cucumber?

smutty talk for a tuesday afternoon!

Remotew · 29/09/2009 13:27

Seems like I've had some bad luck then. Damn.

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 29/09/2009 14:14

nooooo .... be rude to reveal that.

sincitylover · 29/09/2009 14:45

it's also true that some are more attractive than others and have no bearing on the attractiveness of the man IYKWIM

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 29/09/2009 14:49

some are definately easier on the eye

lou33 · 29/09/2009 14:58

shoe size has nothing to do with it either

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Remotew · 29/09/2009 15:19

What about size of noses? I don't want to go out with someone beak like next time just to ensure a decent sized slonger.

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 29/09/2009 16:32

nope... noses has no link either

aseriouslyblondemoment · 29/09/2009 17:06

nor height,as lou will also testify

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 29/09/2009 17:08

height doesn't guarantee... but you have better odds of a large one with a taller fella

i think its all in the fingers. if his fingers(and thumbs ) are huge your pretty much guaranteed a massive wanger.

not that its important

aseriouslyblondemoment · 29/09/2009 17:11

ooh we like a man with nice largehands

thesouthsbelle · 29/09/2009 17:13

you lot!!!

aseriouslyblondemoment · 29/09/2009 17:15

only saying what you were already thinking lol

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 29/09/2009 17:16

hark @ belle pretending she's shy and naive

bet your there with a measuring ruler

only joking...

... its a measuring tape so its flexible
.... hmmmm .. i'm in a cheeky mood today

aseriouslyblondemoment · 29/09/2009 17:20

obv having an irish for your nightcap tonight eh?!

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 29/09/2009 17:29

not tonight, tomorrow

passmyglassplease · 29/09/2009 17:34

in my experience large hands/nose/feet are not an indicator of size

aseriouslyblondemoment · 29/09/2009 17:36

what about ethnicity?

lou33 · 29/09/2009 17:38

i can testify to the height thing yes

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 29/09/2009 17:39

kinda thought you might

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