Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Well i have a room but cant justify booking it all to myself so unless i can persuade someone to join me i will have to cancel im afraid.

I am being very very good today as i am off for a boozy lunch tomorrow with the Brighton girls.

had a warm chicken salad for tea. was luvverly

I had chicken & mash for diner followed by pancakes with drizzles of lemon & sugar - all points counted for & even 1 point spare

Am liking the face BofF

BOF, maybe time to the take her bedroom door of it's hinges?

If it comes to it Mamazon, you me and Vinny will have a threesome. Or a pillowfight at least- don't cancel

bof ds has his first crush and he isnt even 5 they get too old too quick these days. How old is dd1 (not kept up mush for brain.)

oh dont cancel mamazon - i am sure we can figure something out

BoF - that is a very good face for the situation i feel I figure i have a good few years yet for that in my house, infact, it will probably be mini having a boyf before junior

She is 13, DEM. So is the boy, so mental age of ten or so for boys- should be alright

Well done Jet i think you have made the best decision, i think you will enjoy it (maybe )

I really want to go on the Manchester night out, DH says i can go, but i know that i will be feeling so fat, tired and frumpy next to you glam lot!

DH made chilli, nachos, salsa, cheese and sourcream in a big bowl with the cheese all melted. It was so yum, but feels so unhealthy and could really have done with a beer

Shiney, why are you confuzzled?

The names were copied and pasted from my post so you are still with me >

Alice - please come, i understand how you feel a little, as that is exactly how i feel, but i think once we are all together, we wont even care! (thats what i am hoping anyway!)

and to guilt you into it - mamazon needs a sharer

you could only have Mitts shiney, if you went through me first And there is some considerable me to get through

Tbh, it is more that i don't want to commit to anything yet, as not sure how this pg will go and with having to see the cardiologist etc. If it is all fine (which it most likely will be) i could see about getting a room, or stepping in if someone else drops out near the time.

Mamazon - no no no....don't cancel. If no one else wants to share I will to make sure you come along (I don't snore or fat that much). I have booked a king - but if you've booked a twin I will cancel (nearer the time) if no other sharers put their hands up.

fart not fat! oh dear?!

mamazon - have I scared you off? I really don't 'fat' too much.

hells

I think it is that time of the evening where people are just rl, reading the active convos or chilling out. am nearly ready for bed. am knackered.

Further update:

Trills is going to Yanks
Shiney & Bella are sharing
BofF and Vinny are sharing a taxi home
TDWP & Reality are sharing
Jet and Mitts are sharing
Sazz and Lizzy are sharing
Hells & DIB are unsociable so-and-so's, and looking forward to king-size beds
Mamazon is booked but wavering
DEM is unsure but we are winning her round
Alice is pg so wait and see

Oh bloody hell - FlamingoBingo is not on the list? Did she say no? Is she busy? HAS SHE EVEN SEEN??!!

bloody mitts has got me thinking about bums again... the nice pert squeable ones... have been entrusted a secret about someone on my course and its really hard to keep cos there was baby in the pub and it made me feel broody but couldnt really coo cos didnt want her to feel like i was being unsensitive. Thankfully the conversation changed to weddings so i scarpered very quickly.

Picks the nice bloke mental image to undress slowly..........

I've lost 1 lb.
Hoped it might be more. Maybe I've put on muscle. And am due AF. Or ate too much food?
Still, it's another pound down.
DH has lost 3lb. And is now under 12st.

Wow, that was an impressive list DIB.