Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

well done wasting

I'd like to clarify that just cos I'm going ot Yank's doesn't mean I won't be making a nuisance of myself snooping round the hotel.

Goes without saying, Trills.

Am envisaging a long, slightly boozy getting ready period with plenty of giggling, hairbrush-singing and Duran Duran/Wham/something-that-Trills-would-remember.

All of us in one room. Glad you ordered a suite, hells

well I thought £1,500 seemed like a good price and didn't want to miss out on it.

Getting through these threads pretty quick again, eh?

yep and suitably marked my place on the new thread

Has anyone seen this?

maybe you should introduce him to the new thread trills....

ah i see you already did

trills. So unfair . I thought I was safe with you (DH is sitting nearby). He is now secretly wondering why I have a pic of TW (he's too polite to ask WTF). I hope he doesn't think it's some sort of weird fetish - and subsequently will try to please me by wearing tight mustard cords.

just dont leav him in the cords too long hells

Would you prefer this Hells? There's no cock there, I promise, it's a bit more old-school.

I refuse to look Trills till later

would be very scared of anyone with a fetish for that.

hells you are safe, promise no twc.

oh - now what is he going to think?

I'm off to watch CBB and laugh at the ever more ridiculous Vinny Jones.

so are we getting all glammed up together like school kids at the hotel for a night out then???

glam up? i have to glam up

Have just watched a sexy fireman run up the road. the engine has just been called out tis a double edged sword. Never want anyone to have to need the emergency services but very nice to see them run up the road.

Dps best mate and a load of his other friends are firemen, it is one of my naughty fantasies. he is very understanding of my oggling.

awww, feel all warm inside now Royalty

could we get a triple room do you think