Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

... a damn fine arse if I may say so!!!!!!! Don't think I was caught looking... I was just inspecting my work mind....I do iron his clothes lol!!

DEM, Glad you are doing what is right overall for you, it is hard having a complicated relationship with a parent and it might be quite liberating for you to have the distance.

I am enjoying your enjoyment of your bag and going out Lizzy...have a fab time and would love to see a photo of the bag.

Mitts, was it one of those asses that you have to slap your own hand to keep from squeezing it?

speaking of squeezing... where is Squeezy?

I'm with Lizzy on this one, DEM. Einstein sounds really lovely, but he must be hard work and I think you would benefit from the load being shared more equally. You made the decision then! Must feel like a weight off your shoulders.

Jet - another vote for Dentinox shampoo, and it smells lovely. Also, WOW, big decision. Good for you - FB will be able to tell you lots about it.

Wasting - we spend a lot of time in soft play. DS (and DD these days, for that matter) are relentlessly active and go nutty unless they are running around. And there's only so much time I can stand shivering in the park. Plus, there are a couple of shockingly expensive places nearby that do seriously good carrot cake coffee.

Shiney - WAHEY, although am slightly that you seem to be able to drop half a stone at will

Trills - loved the doughnut post - I am knackered and grouchy but that made me laugh out loud

anyone want to tell me which hotel we are booking and if anyone is u for sharing

this one Mamazon.

Not sure about sharers. We need a list.

are we having breakfast or just the room

dont want to be the only fatty tucking into a full english

Mamazon - without breakfast. It will be far cheaper to go somewhere like starbucks for a skinny coffee and a skinny cake calorie ladened bit of cake and a hot chocolate.

DEM - i am so chuffed you have also made a big decision, and one that is right for you and your family - stuff your mam And - bonus - i am not too far from the A1, allbeit a couple of hundred miles at the other end

Why do i need to talk to fb? i must be missing something, as i thought you talked on facebook Or have i done something and need to talk the people who run it or something

Trills is going to Yanks
Shiney & myself are sharing
BofF and Vinny are sharing a taxi home
TDWP & Reality are sharing

after this, I cannot remember...

A huge hug to you DEM, it will be worth it!

Jet - fb means flamingo, she home eds.

i am with Mitts, and another who is not paying £36 for breakfast

jet - I think it is £18 each (£36 per room)

oh, that makes sense then Bella

I did shoot over to facebook, and logged in as me on here and in RL, and was getting mightily confused

Bloomin eck - i must be scoring well on the numpty scale tonight Thanks again Bella

ok. Hotel booked.

anyone want to share

FB is Flamingo Bingo, who Home Eds Jet, I get confused about that sometimes too.

DEM - sorry to hear about all that, your mum sounds simply charming....not! for you that she makes you feel that way.

Jet hope all goe well with the home schooling arrangements for DD I can hold your hand if you hold mine

I've had soup and bread so hopefully that won't stuff up weigh-in. See you laters!

typed out massive (amazingly amusing) post and lost the whole fecking thing.

but in a nutshell congrats to shiney and tracey, for Dem, kudos to Jet (though braver than I - home schooling would be my worst nightmare).

Agreed on breakfast, not worth having there...I'm looking forward to searching out a greasy spoon cafe for a fry up and perhaps a hair of the dog cup of tea

Waves to everyone else

oh yes Yank...EXACTLY one of those...

Just to add to the list.....
Trills is going to Yanks
Shiney & myself are sharing
BofF and Vinny are sharing a taxi home
TDWP & Reality are sharing
Jet and Mitts.

I think you will be fine at home edding Jet, and there is a lot of support if you need/want it.

Hells "vants to be alone" as she farts and snores is a very light sleeper.

Feck me, I have just my fabulous post too- so shall bypass it and introduce the startling new information that I have just inveigled out of dd1 that she is "seeing someone"

A boy called Harry.

What happened to my baybeeee?

I have made this face...

DEM is a chicken and needs the space to pace.

May well book this weekend. and getting more convinced it is a good idea. feeling happier made some decisions. Lets hope the school is fab when i see it on monday, and that the backup schools are pretty good too.

bedtime, bedtime, bedtime bedtime. ds has to go to bed or no trip for him sunday. bedtime bedtime Me thinks i might be up for an early night.