I shallot the sheriff....but I did not shoot the celery - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZooey]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

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Oh god, am looking through recipe book. I NEED some gyozi umplings and veg tempura right now. My appetite has returned.

lol...no wasn't talking about chinese new year, lololol

Also, TooT, my sd's report (she is 16 so older) commented on her attendance (or lack of) and requested that she attend more.

Dh is cooking roast chicken for them lot.
And we are having yorkshire puddings and roast potatoes and sweet potatoes and any other veg we have.

at homemade sushi. [ponce]

I watched the film 'you me and everyone we know' last night, has anyone seen it? slightly excruciating.

Bbee's letter is good. toot it always sounds rude, but these letters are just sent in order to tick boxes like bee said. I think if you're cross about it you should reply, and speak to form tutor because maybe that'll make you feel better about it all.

I got breakfast in bed and a lie in today, not sure why [suspicious] and dp making homemade bread and generally cheerfully bustling.

I was eavesdropping the girl's game and dd1 said to dd2 'right, you be an old lady-boy who lives in the bushes'.
I'm not familiar with this game.

lol Boco....that sounds an odd game!

it's the year of the ox guad
obama is an ox
woohoo

it's stopped raining here so i think we have to go out to the epic soy sauce and ketchup battle
i am not kidding
it is an art piece about capitalism and globalisation
or possibly it is just two blokes flinging condiments at each other
i dunno

BOCO! you are back! am SO glad. (not that you actually know who i am).

that sounds a dubious epic battle indeed, lol

what do you mean sushi? aren't you lot on the haggis? it's got barley in it.

Thanks Maurice! I bet I can guess.

i bet you can... [subtle] [brick]

I think I shall hire Bee and LR to sort out all school affairs for me

Hey, guess what!!! There appeared to be signs of somebody sluicing himself this morning AND as it has transpired that dp will be the one to take ds1 to hosp on Friday to have his teeth out, I said, " You'd better change your clothes as well. You cannot turn up at a hospital, as a responsible parent, smelling like THAT!"
I really did!
And he has.
So we can breathe a little for a few days.

do you like my new name?

solidgoldbrass has been abusing me.

I am normally crap at this but only one person calls Franny Frank, I think...

Oh no, I think I am werong.
I AM crap at this.

that was my Subtle Hint, toots.

you know she was drfrannykenstein one hallowe'en, don't you? rawther brilliant imo.

i must go and strip a chicken carcass to make stock. and thin down some lentil soup. how my day flies by... adieu!

No you're right toot, there's one person who calls franny frank, and who might throw in a comment about a haggis. If she mentions the wire we've got her!

[dim beyond belief]
can't you just tell me?

LOL, you mope.

Look, I have a note here. It says my brain doesn't actually work. I have to be told things and people have to explain jokes and everything.

It is raining on the washing. Fuck. I have two loads out there, including essential school stuff, another in the machine containing all my underwear and a pile of pure rancid evil on the kitchen floor.

Toot...glad you are having a few days of easy breathing ahead!
And argh at it raining on the washing....that always happens to me, hence I rarely ever hang anything out.

No idea who MauriceDancer is?

TooT - Woo and indeed hoo! Result...

Franzo - Myriad for coloured and crackling bath

hello all. I am babysitting friend's dd. Eeek! A girl!

Roast duck for dinner with all the trrimmings.

I am a chinese dog but thta means I am loyal and faithfull etc But I don't lick my bottom or anyone else's.

Ds is very excited as he is an Ox
Ds2 is a dragon (lol, he is fiery!) and DH is a Water Tiger