When you say it's going to ripen now......well when exactly do you mean? - 10 / 10 thread - all welcome

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leaving a five year old but none of you have posted on that

No lovely
the other one

oh i have found it about locking children in a room

well i have no small children

What do you do when your 5yr old etc etc

I do love you Zipps

have removed head from arse re: blonde thing
i once locked a nine-year-old who was throwing things and being very very aggressive in the toilet
I was totally desperate and failing
when I unlocked the door after five minutes he refused to come out for another hour
it was
can i say thanks to those posting sympathetically about my ds the other day
things have improved beyond measure
so glad that through all the horrible times in the past we kept talking and talking during the good moments
it has paid off hugely

i mean me and my ds talking and talking! not me and mn crowd.. was not an mn-er in those days

I haven;t seen that thread.

Should I have soaked my barley if I want to make a risotto from it?

no idea UR .. am certainly barley risotto virgin

Glad things are better, stuffit. Locking a child in the toilet sounds but I have had to do the same kind of thing. Or wrestle them to the ground. It was my job.

I've just seen the leaving 5 yr old alone thread.

I've also had a banana.

Lully will know about the barley risotto.

Is someone going to start a new thread? Where's Franny? Did we give her leave?

lol UR

it was my job

arf

zippi is making me rofl again about premature ejaculation
easily made 10 today
perhaps franny is recovering in a darkened room

Zippi is ejaculating?

We must have had similar jobs, Stuffit - I can't imagine many where people have to do that. I loved it. It was scary but I miss it.

my gosh -- you mean it really WAS your job? I thought you meant it was your job as a mother..

hence the arf-ing..

I haven't done it again.. it's not a habit.. it was awful.. I really don't take it lightly don't think that

Oh, lol. Yes, it was my real paid job. Never locked DS in a room although he does wrestle me to the floor

oh gosh we do all talk a lot
right mangoes or peapods
I will go with answer of next person to post (hurry up I want to go to bed )

peapods

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGOOOOOOEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

we'll have mangoes next week then - remind me

new thread here
MrsC will not be chuffed