Love Pea Tender - 10 / 10 thread - all welcome (even the deranged and desperate)

[FrannyandZooey]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg here and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

What is this movie?

100x you will look lovely. Just look how you normally do or you'll feel all fake and wrong. (I just misspelt wrong twice before I got it right, just to illustrate how wrong or worng or wring it is!!!)

I make stew and then decide the gravy's too thin so I put gravy granules in I've never made dumplings though. Should I? And how?

And now I must go to bed.

Night all

actually i like thqt toot qnd i can remeber it so that is good.

wil doo that with beef

dumplings will thicken it pink

okay

to bed to bed
said sleepy head
tarry a while said joe
put on the pan
said greedy nan
we'll sup before we go

night night you healthy beauties

I have a very nice recipe for Daube de Boeuf [ponce]. It's not very stormy perhaps? Is braised beef with anchovies. Yum. Not but family friendly perhaps?

hang on I'll go and look for the mustardy casserole stew one.

If any other vegger wants to borrow the film then pass it on and if not then pass it back. Ok?

I think makeup is good - makes you feel more confident if you can do it to look fairly natural.

Gawd that thread complaining about Cod's challenge is so serious and grumpy. I don't know why i keep chipping in really. I must stop.

I went and threw grapes at people, and Foxy ticked your toes but they would not be deterred from their serious doom mongering. That Scruffy Teddy person is VERY cross. I imagine them to have fierce sticking up ears, and those orange and black sunken eyes and that down turned mouth that cross teddies have.

She tickled your toes actually.

That's nice. The toe ticking. Yes, that is a very menacing teddy. She is anti people laughing at people for their own personal gain. Hmm. What?

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Agh. You don't want to worry about that Dior. Come in the yurt, kick the vegetable peelings out the way and come and make foolish conversation with me and Boco.

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No Dior, you weren't grumpy at all. 2 is plenty, come on in.

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Also got to keep away from that thread. Cheers for the hand hold 100x

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Aw thanks Dior mate, actually been thinking of changing, yyou reckon I should keep then?

See. It's all nice in here, we are holding hands and complimenting each other. Boco will come in in a minute with a hospitality fruit basket.

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Dunno yet, will leave it for a bit.

Besides AdamAnt called me short and enigmatic

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You can't hijack this thread Dior! It isn't ABOUT anything, except we all have to go through this rigmarole of talking about fruit for about two seconds when Franny's about.

Ooh look at Boco.

Did anyone try to infiltrate the veg hut then? I'm a little disappointed, it'd be very easy - we're always so delighted when anyone comes to visit.