The Invisible ...... Mango - 10 / 10 thread - all welcome

[FrannyandZooey]

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no HAVE lebanesse coffee.

Oh it had cardamon and rose water and a sexy man made it near me and poured it and looked at me from kind of under his fringe and said "madam - enjoy."

OH GOd it was good.

LL would like it - there was caradmon.

it as so nice and it was so strong it was kind of thick - like cream and sweet and beautiful.

rose water? You bloody floral freaks. I like the fringe and the enjoy bit though, I could just sit there and have that bit couldn't I?

then he came when I finished and turned my cup over on the saucer and then came back later and picked it up and looked and told me I would always be lucky and he did a sexy man smile nad then that thing like boco says her dp does with his mouth.

oh you could hardly taste the rosewater.

He looked at me from under his fringe even though I was siting down and he was stadning up.

He did sex eyes.

good LORD

you HAVE been having a time of it, haven't you?

Oh unfold your amrs! dp was with me but was doing all dramatic arguing in russian. Iwas bored so I did sex coffee.

I love sex coffee now. I declare it better than crying chocolate.

dramatic arguing in Russian? Dear god you have had about a year's worth of excitement in one evening I reckon

this thread is nearly shuffling off this mortal coil, you know

come on 17 posts until a new thread. I thought you were supposed to be in charge here.

(pens letter of complaint)

I can't be arsed

Am back from party. Was as boring as I feared. Dh and I quite deliriously got lost in dark country lane and then walked in someone's garden. Was funny.

so we will do this a few more times - it will shuffle to an end and fall off a cliff and we will all be dispursed all over mnet never to meet again.

Happy?

I skim read - was the party christian?

(11 to go)

Why should I start a new thread just so you can boast about your sex coffee exploits and your hilarious walk home?

Hmm?

go on then you got me all nervy now

my sex coffee is over.

I will be still now.

No, babysitter was christian. Has brought us literature. Party was in glamorous location, but quite boring and we were arrived late and left early. Not good guests.

Also not good because I arrived very noisily and drew a lot of attention to myself.

oooh - you NEVER do that blush face - how were you noisy? There must have been someone good to talk to.

oh no I am split 10/10 threads....

Yes was my first blush face. I can confess to this as this thread is about to explode and only you and I will know I did the blush face.

did you fall over a pile of coats onto a glass table? Wss there a huge crash and then utter silence as everyone looked round?

you know this is probably the first thread this month on MN which has got to 100 posts without being about MMcC

No, I was more sort of, wahay, let's have some fun, sort of thing. This is NOT very me at all. I think I wanted to try and enjoy the party.

oops I mean 1000