I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

You're all kidding right?

MNHQ have mains supplied gin by order of Her Majesty's Government. And a gin well in the bunker.

It'll never work. Keep Calm and Stay Tipsy, that's their motto.

Well then we need to use my attack rabbit, under cover of darkness, to sever the gin line and reroute it in our direction

Well. They are working on the reserves now. Hah. Then all they'll have left is tonic water.

I hope we have a supply of those little yummy candied cherry thingies..the one's you pop into drinks..if not maybe the rabbits can mule some in for us..

Speedy MacReadie the rabbit is very ingenious. He and his guinea pig minions can get any supplies we need.

I've got two corgis if there's anything that needs herding, and thanks to a delivery error, I can offer two dozen frozen pumpkin pies?

Can your Corgis herd escapee HQers back into MNTowers?

Jut popping my head in to say "I am not in, but good luck" .

Cheers Quint. That means a lot

Thats all right. Luffs you all though.

xxxx

so what's the status HD?
is everyone blue yet?

anyway I could use some baby glitter - as long as I get evenly coated in it.

No. I'm not allowed to make my troops blue

Perhaps I can have blue minions?

you can paint me blue but I ain't gonna be nobody's minion. blud

WHAT DO WE WANT??

Um - we're not sure...

WHEN DO WE WANT IT??

Now. If that's OK

HOW DO WE WANT IT?

with and !

The corgis regularly herd escaped actors back into the green room. Escaped HQers should be a piece of cake in comparison!

My ds has a scary projectile vomiting bug today!

You can utilise him in the armoury!!!

His farts today are abominable too.

Use him wisely!

So what's the intel? Any 411? Btw I speak Yiddish if you are in need of any bi-lingual documentation translation.

HoneyD

I have two who produce extremely shitty nappies.

nappies to use in catapults - yay or nay?

Wedgie, you have a weapon of mass destruction in your home?

WEEGIE FFS..stupid iPad.. Though presumably a wedgie could be a weapon as well..