I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

Aaaaaaaw. Isn't she cute when she's sleeping?

shh!!!

Wtf

[baffled]

Anyone want to sum up today in a way that an elderly, rather confused, old gimmer could understand?

Ta ever so.

If we understood it ourselves Mary we would love to help/ :)

MNHQ are busy elsewhere

It was an opportune moment

I'm in charge now

Do you want to help Maryz?

It's a good revolution we have wine and Bailys.

I would like to offer my services as a secret messenger type being...I have a bionic leg and am very stealthy..

disclaimor have just split cream of chicken soup down cleavage

I can offer one Attack Rabbit and six frankly crazy guinea pigs.

And as I'm one of those DLA-scum types, I can hit people with my walking stick!!

There was Big Bang, and then the earth cooled (missing out the boring bits), then a lot of miscommunication happened and there was consternation and things were explained, and then HoneyDragon's Revolutionary Force mounted an assault on an office, in a striking uniform and some wore hats and some didn't and they were all a bit pished and some fell asleep and then some went to bed.
Other historians would record it differently.

Is it a bionic walking stick

It's one of those crafty folding ones that can ping back into shape.

It's also spotty.

No no, actual titanium leg..v high tech and ultra cool..must be able to plug into charger every 24 hours though..

No need for napkin, Amber kitty currently sticking head down cleavage..

Sounds dangerous. Welcome comrade.

Pan. I may trade you in for a slightly more positive about the outcome historian.

I'm a bit miffed to discover that there are volunteer mods and I'm not one of them.

I'm also shocked to realise mnhq are adding up deleted posts.

So I might nt be around to help.

Helen has gone. Olivia has gone. Rowan refused to move a Christmas thread in AIBU. And the world as we know it has ceased to exist.

Is your bionic leg spotty like the bionic stick?

Rowan is regularly refusing to move threads into Xmas it is vexing and will cease under the new regime.

They only wanted volunteer mods from furrin parts when they advertised Maryz

A spotty leg would be good. Not had that since the Great Chicken Pox Outbreak of 2004

(Don't tell)

no more spotty than usual..i have a cover with purple and gold sequins on it for dressy evenings though..

I'm furrin.

Jees, those gloaty name changers are shocking on some of the threads, aren't they? I hope someone is noting their usual user names and updating the hq spreadshit.

I have cracked open the Christmas celebrations can I bring these to the table by way of hiding my lack of self control from DH sustenance?

It's probably good I was not chosen to be a volunteer overlord. Pagwatch and I were on a thread earlier where we were accused of having Stalinist tendencies..

If we use that you'll have to sit on Pacific in the wheelbarrow

Furthermore if noxious farts remain a weapon of choice may I proffer DS as your ultra weapon.

He is five. School dinners have turned his gaseous bodily emissions toxic.

Maryz I think they were hoping for more of a time difference my lovely

Would you like to be a mod now I'm in charge?

Ach, I've met Pacific. I'm bigger than her, so she will be easily subdued.

Yes please Honey.

We will man the barricades until Olivia is back