I know I PROMISED not to do it again after what happened last time. But the timings right and I won't be stopped.

[HoneyDragon]

Breaking News

I have MNHQ surrounded. They were too busy to notice me. I have chained up all the exits and cut off the gin supply.

The surrounding area consists of land mines that spray sparkly shit and baby dust.

I have 10,000 tickers and if I meet resistance I will use them.

THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

I am now the Mumsnet OverLordette.

You don't have to salute or 'owt. But you do have too accept me as your leader.

Join me.

Neither can I Shakey, but they deleted it whilst I was using it!

I'm setting up ZingNet

See, setting up your own website is too much like hardwork and all you end up with is a perverted Gecko. I'm just going to steal this one and all her sail in her, if you don't mind?

I don't mind, as such. Just don't get all power mad ok? I can't abide self important dictators.

Okaaaaaay. I guess I can give up on the idea of staining you all blue in my honour

I'm not letting you near me with Veet either!

Zing Will you sponsor CliffNet?

[lightbulb]

I think I may have seen you on FB earlier via a mutual friend. There was an odd profile pic with a green something in the corner. I assume Colin?

I' can't remember who's status it was OR the name of the be-geckoed respondee, so you're safe from my stalking ...

Empress and Shakey can vouch for me being non axe wielding

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?

Strange?

Offs.

CLIFF

so it wasn't a gecko, it is a weird pacman sign and Honey can rest safe in the knowledge that I was not inadvertently stalking her

did someone say Cliff?!

Not me. On FB I'm the one with the cute Labrador.

If anyone's going to the highly exciting yoga show at Olympia this weekend though, you can see our pervy Gecko and Spoonyfucker though

I have a random box full of glitter hair spray and brightly coloured legwarmers you are welcome to use this for your coo HD.

Nutty

UABU.

Ok, just my knuckles though.

you know I like you a lot better when you haven't got your pokey stick

I think the coup is going rather well this time. Just goes to show, if at first you don't succeed ...

That is all, you utter nutters

I am too tired for The Revolution, but good luck with it all x.

What if we pushed you in a wheelbarrow, Pacific?

With a pillow?
A nice soft pillow??

Hm.
I might be persuaded...

Yeah, climb in. You can just do the Bailys part.