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What's the worst film you ever manage to live through?

322 replies

PureBloodMuggle · 07/01/2011 18:57

Currently have Sweeney Todd on.

OK so i might not manage to actually live through it which makes me subject title a bit misleading but I've succeeded in keeping it on for over 19 mins purely because I've so far been shocked ridged that a film the cast it has can be so so very awful.

Not sure awful even does it justice

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Othersideofthechannel · 07/01/2011 19:31

Oops, Bruce Willis in prohibition era I mean. The thing is there was no plot, it was just 'lets kill as many people as possible in this film'

FelicityParpworth · 07/01/2011 19:32

Four Christmases - totaaly, utterly shite.

boogeek · 07/01/2011 19:32

Road trip

LIZS · 07/01/2011 19:34

so many ! Armageddon , A River Runs Through It, Jurassic Park 2, Braveheart ...

PureBloodMuggle · 07/01/2011 19:34

Still have it on

Keep thinking it can't be too back - the cast list is quite good.

think I might just be getting to the gorry bits. Might cheer it up a bit

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Othersideofthechannel · 07/01/2011 19:35

Oh yes, it gets better when they start making pies!

BecauseItoldYouSo · 07/01/2011 19:35

Munich...I would have walked out if I was not with 4 other people. It was horrendous!!

I just kept praying for it to end.

ethelina · 07/01/2011 19:40

American Pie. I think I was the only one in the full cinema with a straight face all the way through. I just did not see anything funny in the entire film.

Mamma Mia. What a pile of shit!

Run, Lola, Run. Shock one evening of my life I shall never get back.

I watched Inception again on NYE with my sister. She didnt rate it but I thought it was brilliant. (didnt translate well to the small screen though)

PureBloodMuggle · 07/01/2011 19:41

Obviously I meant "too bad" not "too back".

I also fancy Alan Rickman, though have to say the judge he's playing is a bit of a meanie.

The musical aspect of it all is making me feel like I've enter another dimension and have been slipped large amounts of mind altering drugs.

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Batteryhuman · 07/01/2011 19:42

Power Rangers

Pokemon

Thank God DS1 is old enough to take DS3 to the cinema

MyNameIsInigoMontoya · 07/01/2011 19:43

Speed 2. Why did someone think it would be a good idea to replace (rather fit) Keanu with a plank of wood for the sequel?

sinpan · 07/01/2011 19:49

Twilight, especially the second one. Not even the shirtless werewolf guy could redeem it for me

Twit · 07/01/2011 19:52

I agree with so many of these films, but where is Titanic? Or have I missed it?
Actually I have not watched it so it doesn't count.

I therefore nominate Dungeons and Dragons.

CointreauVersial · 07/01/2011 19:54

It's an old one, but it still sticks in my mind. DH and I could not believe a film could be such self-indulgent nonsense.

Sirens.

It had Hugh Grant in, I think, playing, er, Hugh Grant. And Elle McPherson, possibly. With no clothes on. Hilariously bad.

tallulah · 07/01/2011 19:55

Eyes Wide Shut
followed by Circus.

Moulin Rouge doesn't count because I turned it off after 10 minutes.

littlemissindecisive · 07/01/2011 20:00

Love love love Moulin Rouge.....but you;ve got to be a Ewan fan to anjoy i think!

littlemissindecisive · 07/01/2011 20:01

Twilight here too....very disappointed....don't believe the hype Confused

littlemissindecisive · 07/01/2011 20:02

Another vote for Mama Mia being a pile of shite too!

moondog · 07/01/2011 20:02

Mamma Mia
Fuck me, that is the worst thing I have ever seen. I am genuinely perplexed by its popularity in the same way i am genuinely perplexed that peopel buy James Blunt CDs.

Gulliver's Travels

Embarassingly shite.

CountBapula · 07/01/2011 20:03

Ocean's Twelve. Self-indulgent toss. I wanted to hide under my cinema seat. I was embarrassed for them.

rookiemater · 07/01/2011 20:05

The Tourist was fairly rubbish but my personal vote is for Sex in the City, so crap you would have to be a masochist to go and see SATC2

KaraStarbuckThrace · 07/01/2011 20:16

Battlefield Earth. That was baaaaaad.

JetLi · 07/01/2011 20:23

Slept thro Evita at the cinema, plus a Brosnan bond film whose name escapes me....

LIZS · 07/01/2011 20:27

dh has just reminded me Independence Day and Legends of the Fall.

talkingnonsense · 07/01/2011 20:30

The shipping news. Dh fell asleep in the cinema!