I'll go to work for you. I've still got about ten days left on the sick note so I should use these final days wisely. Are you in the midlands though because I cannot be bothered to drive further afield, sorry.
You will need to do my day, which involves giving academic housemate a lift to work, lots of coffee drinking, moping, knitting, telly etc. If you can manage to not hurt yourself then you will mange better than I do.