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Full Mental Normality

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Enpoid · 26/01/2015 03:16

Kubricking it.

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Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:21

I think you should be me

you will have a choice of lovely horses to ride

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 22:22

Your day does sound good. I'm a bit jealous.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:22

he doesn't need a lead and he is a joy to watch when he is hunting

his friends will probably come too, they are free range spaniels

Chapuys · 26/01/2015 22:23

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CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 22:24

I think better if I'm writing down and talking. We try new things because I took an od in October and so we agreed that the sitting and talking doesn't work for me.
So we draw time lines and stuff like that.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:24

I am beyond the reach of therapy but if you are being me you can play Children's CBT with one of my friends over the phone where you try to work out if FAT goes in the Thought or the Feeling box

Enpoid · 26/01/2015 22:25

"fuck mental normality" would also work well Caulk. Perhaps next time.

Apologies to all on whom I have apparently inflicted my missing period.

Chap, IMO teaching teenagers sounds to be one of the most stressful jobs there is.

If you fancy my day, it involves merely going for a run and waiting in for a parcel, plus probable lolling around reading and/or playing GTA if you like.

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Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:26

you will also have to pretend to edit a blog about dating with manic depression after breast cancer surgery while being Jewish

Enpoid · 26/01/2015 22:28

What impact does being Jewish have on these things?

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Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:30

mainly you are meant to weigh and measure yourself many times and record it in the trend monitoring apps

but I deleted them so am not sure what will take their place

(there are marks on the bathroom floor to help you position the scales just so Blush)

oh and please go for all the blood tests I've been putting off!

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:31

being Jewish? well, needing a Jewish partner is one thing

although the mental disorder and terminal illness might help to waive that

Enpoid · 26/01/2015 22:32

Oh, I'd forgotten about that bit.

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Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:33

that's why: JDATE

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:37

you will also need to give mad cancerous jewish friend telephonic support to leave the flat and get on the bus and go into the office because it's Tuesday

you can chain smoke while you do this and look at marathon training plans

Chapuys · 26/01/2015 22:39

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CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 22:41

Yep lots of timelines. Thoughts and feelings on one side and actions on the other.
Current drawing is a bus, with bits of paper of who drives the bus ie happy me depressed me the parents the friends the boss etc. and then lots of stuff about actions.
You'll have to tell her about the trip to a&e because bizarrely, she actually cares about stuff like that.

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Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:41

fine will swap with enpo then

although I can't play gta or read very much, will amuse self somehow

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 22:43

does this mean we swap drugs too and I get an antidepressant Shock

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Enpoid · 26/01/2015 22:45

Yep; you get phenelzine, metformin, and a fistful of vitamins.

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CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 22:45

Would you like some of mine? Have masses of the things. I prescription was messed up once and I was given four boxes instead of one. I'm stockpiling them in case the zombies invade.

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 22:46

It's brilliant. I can talk more about on a non school night late night.