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Full Mental Normality

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Enpoid · 26/01/2015 03:16

Kubricking it.

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Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 10:25

have prob enjoyed best excitement of day already, listening to someone read a transcript of 'disorders without borders' (an old lecture on the expansion of the psychiatric gaze or something) while chain smoking

feel very lazy and tired and achy

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 10:52

um I vote for a) toothpaste to save time tomorrow morning and effort today

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 10:54

anyway, time for some astrological guidance from russell grant

These girls have great legs and so do the guys. It's just that you can't see so easily with men. January 26 is unusually tall for a winter child, and it's all in the legs. In youth they may seem merely gawky, but this is one of those days who suddenly takes off its ankle length skirt, shakes out a mane of heavy Aquarian hair, puts on her high heels and dances away leaving everybody devastated. There's a strong sex drive to this sprite of the sky, a rush of hot air you might say. But it's not obvious. Watch our Aquariana, her brow furrowed over the computer, snap at a colleague who's bunged up the computer printer and you would never believe this fearful double bass is the hussy who spirals all night on the club floor surrounded by admirers. Watch Aquarius guys adding up the figures in the accounts department. See how carefully they lay their knife and fork, precisely side-by-side in the canteen and you'd never guess that at home there lies waiting a powerful motorbike which January 26 rides like the wind. Look under the hair. You'll see the ear-ring. Most people born today have two strong sides to their nature, the organised and the exotic. In some cases these two sides combine with firework flare at work, when great sums of money can be made. Let them loose on the stockmarket or in any investment and watch the gold coins pile into a gleaming, tumbling mountain. In private, unlike many people born at this time, they do seek long term relationships and want children. If children don't come along, most January 26 people will do all they can to acquire a family either by use of medical help or by fostering and adoption. But if this doesn't work, then our strong minded air traveller can put the problem out of her mind and live a happy life realising other ambitions.

source: www.russellgrant.com/horoscopes_astrology/birthday.php

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 10:55

I knew I was meant to be tall!

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 10:56

Right, up for grabs this week we have:
-blood tests
-freelance research data analysis
-rape counsellor

  • hair cut
  • emptying the dishwasher
  • clothes washing
  • psychiatrist appt
  • job applications.

Who wants what? I'm willing to trade.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:01

nah, I don't like the sound of ANY of those things

and one or two of them are making me want to kill myself a lot

have been wondering how many people kill themselves on their birthdays (not that I can be bothered to)

I do need to organise bloods too, ugh WHYYYYYYYYYYYY I hate the part where you wait around catching diseases from the elderly, and where the phlebotomist asks 'what are you doing today' I DON'T WANT TO THEY CAN'T MAKE ME, I DO WHAT I WANT etc

obviously need to Do Running, hope to see #2 tonight too

Millie2013 · 26/01/2015 11:05

Caulk, what sort of jobs are you applying for? I need some inspiration (for when I'm mentally normal enough to work again)

Millie2013 · 26/01/2015 11:05

Happy birthday, Mitchy :)

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:07

oh yes, thank you for my birthday wishes everybody :)

but where are my presents? Hmm are you saving them for later?

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 11:08

I'm a tiny bit in love with my phlebotomist. We talk about breaking bad and cities he would like to visit and generally normal things.
I still have it at the cmmht building as my levels are still too low.

I'm applying for school based stuff, thins like learning mentors. Most come from the bulletin which comes out on a Wednesday on the council site.

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 11:10

Mitchy I think you are merging haircuts and bloods too. I make it up at the hairdresser. I have this whole alternative life. Grin I love getting my hair cut. I would like to be Mentally Normal just for today so I could just go.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:14

haven't had a haircut for years, it just sort of breaks off by itself, too much sun and wind and stuff

had a dream about breaking bad last night, on a bus, and there was a speculum Hmm think was because fell asleep to someone reading bits of bonk (the coupling of sex and science) to me

would be very happy if could just lie down and be read to for the rest of my life, which surely can't go on forever?

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 11:16

That's basically my life currently. Podcasts and audible mainly.

Needycat has come in, which means I should just give him lots of attention and not go out, but I'll enjoy it where there or something.

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 11:18

Ooh could go to the bank I suppose and change my name there?official deed polls have arrived so I should really do it now it's legal.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:18

am wondering what I would enjoy most, given that it is my BIRTHDAY which is usually my favourite thing:

a) go back to bed and cry about Being Fat, indulge in disintegration fantasies, pray for death
b) go for the 13 mile run I missed yesterday (but which is rescheduled for Thursday with a friend, which makes it easier)

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 11:20

Can you come up here and look after needycat so I can go out? There are no eggs though.

Other than that, lie in bed and listen to something, see child, talk to animals.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:20

oh wow you've done it by deed poll, have never understood point of deed poll apart from £££ for lawyers

I don't get on well with podcasts or audiobooks, I like the sound of this actual person he has such a soothing voice when he isn't being a cunt

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:35

ugh just want to be killed to death

must have a very very very severe chemical imbalance of my brain

although only have half a brain so not sure how that works when there is already such a major structural imbalance, does that make the chemical imbalance half or twice as serious?

Enpoid · 26/01/2015 11:41

Do you really only have half a brain? I know you said this before.

I need a haircut too.

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Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:46

probably not even half now

careful of large calorie deficits and their neurological consequences, your brain will atrophy!

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 11:48

£15 to register the deed so I don't think too many lawyers will become millionaires on it!

Enpoid · 26/01/2015 11:48

I have a big sheet somewhere of pictures of DP's brain. One side is bigger than the other Hmm

I didn't know that about restricting.

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CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 11:50

Mentally Disordered Food consumption and removal also makes heart weaker, and I guess smaller too as its a muscle? I have to have ecgs every six months.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:50

the trouble with only having half a brain is that I can't remember at all how cerebral atrophy is thought to be linked, have assumed brain just starts eating itself

which would be ok if I wasn't actually fat

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 11:52

on plus side am distracted by birthday greetings on FB

am 44, is definitely time to STOP IT

so am just going to stop it