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Full Mental Normality

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Enpoid · 26/01/2015 03:16

Kubricking it.

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Enpoid · 26/01/2015 19:59

Thank you Snowy. I hate when they turn up early,too - I never seem to have enough supplies Grin

Thanks also Mitchy -example man weighs pretty much what I do but I suspect has a subtly different composition Grin and also does about ten times my mileage Hmm

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CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 20:00

Can I have the award for the Most Mentally Disordered of the Day please? And could said award be made of cake and vodka please.

Almost three hours in a&e due to self inflicted injuries.

SnowyMouse · 26/01/2015 20:02

Oh (((( Caulk ))) I'm sorry to hear that.

Cake Cake Cake

Have you got someone with you?

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 20:02

it's probably a load of bollocks anyway

#1 has made chili with beef and beans (beans in chili, defying her Texan genes!) and rice and guac and all the usual suspects

I am playing would you rather with myself: would you rather be 500lbs or dead

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 20:04

Caulk big cuddle, a careful of your wounds cuddle, x posted with you (obviously)

what happens now?

Enpoid · 26/01/2015 20:04

Caulky, poor you. Flowers Wish I could say anything that would help. Well done for getting them treated, I know a & e with si isn't fun.

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CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 20:04

No, but I'm im Asda now, will be home soon.

Dead.

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 20:09

They were happy to let me go, after glueing had happened. (Hate the gluing, I always knock them afterwards and then it gets infected).

Now about to drive home from Asda and be very mentally normal so the housemates don't suspect where I've spent my evening.

Enpoid · 26/01/2015 20:11

Have never been glued. Never used to get treated. Sounds uncomfortable.

Tough evening.

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SnowyMouse · 26/01/2015 20:11

Are you in touch with the crisis team?

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 20:11

:( you went through it alone

I send the healing powers of the chipotle kid

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KmtIHyCpf4

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 20:14

Being treated is v v new, just since the autumn and only happens about one in five. I'm trying to have less scars and only go when it's a big deal.

Right cant sit in the car forever. Off to be Normal.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 20:25

there's no vodka (always usually loads because #3's dad works in Russia but #2 steals it) but lots of teenage mutant ninja hero turtle birthday cake here for you

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 20:28

Excellent thanks. My new name includes the word ninja.
I've forced the academic runner housemate to eat pizza and salad with me so I just need to purge it and will have a hat trick of Abnormal Behavious.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 20:32

am inevitably going to do that abnormal thing too

Millie2013 · 26/01/2015 20:37

Hugs, caulk, I hope they were kind to you in a&e. OH used to work there (assuming it's the one at the Big New(ish) hospital) and he loved the people he worked with. Did you see any MH peeps at all while you were there?

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 20:39

It's not worth it and hurts and generally is Not Worth It.

says the voice of experience

Remember all the not going it any more stuff?

Millie2013 · 26/01/2015 20:41

I'm in bed with DD, waiting for her to stop pissing around and go to sleeeeep, so I can watch some TV

I've failed at mental normality today- I've been summoned to see occ health at work and I'm still dodging DTherapist. OH has instructed me to write a list tomorrow am, with some mentally normal tasks on and just fooking do them.
Ahh, right ok, that's where I'm going wrong, I'm list deficient..

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 20:41

No. I've seen the raid team a few times, but was just a nurse in the triage part. They were happy that I'm under the care of Freud so I didn't need to see anyone. I've waited a few hours before to see the duty psych and it was a couple of hours just to be seen, so I didn't fancy it this time.

Mitchy1nge · 26/01/2015 21:12

can we help with the list Millie?

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 21:15

Millie I'm off all day tomorrow as always if I can help with anything?

Millie2013 · 26/01/2015 21:22

You could all help me to write the list :) and kick my arss so I get things done! I'll have a think what needs to go on it...,
I think the main problem is that I've lost my confidence, generally I mean

CaulkheadUpNorth · 26/01/2015 21:25

What things need to be on the list, and can you break it down into really small achievable things.

Millie2013 · 26/01/2015 21:29

I'll have a think :) ...

toothpasteinthetree · 26/01/2015 21:52

Sending love to caulk.. do you know why you did it?

Sending apologies to enpo.. I seem to have acquired your period on top of my own this month. Double flow, one might say..