Full Mental Normality

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Kubricking it.

Suddenly very grateful to only have ended up with diabetes from my mental illness.

Release a self help book.

Just Stop It - achieving mental normality

I have written a self help book before! with mad cancerous Jewish friend

shall I find a bit of it, see how much help it actually is?

there was a BIDDING WAR and everything

obviously we never finished it because of our mental disorders

but it could be revived

I pay £300+ pm to be helped by a therapist. I don't want to self help. I want someone else to tell me what to do and what I'm thinking.

paying a therapist to tell you what to do and think isn't exactly fostering independence, self reliance and self empowerment though, is it?

I've never found self-help that useful - when I'm desperate enough to need it I'm too low to concentrate

I just got my headphones back. Adore the Koss lifetime warranty. New cable and jack, for the price of posting them to the service centre. Yaaaaaay.

you'd find our self help book helpful, it was fucking awesome

it had whole chapters on: too depressed to cook? use waitrose entertaining, simply reheat and eat but agent said this was culturally insensitive of us to those who don't have a waitrose near them or something

it had powerful suicide prevention properties too 'don't kill yourself, even people who don't know you very well will be briefly disturbed by the news'

I must find it, it could SAVE LIVES

CPN has cancelled.

Happy birthday!

Oh snowy I'm sorry. Could you make a gp appt for tomorrow to get an increased dose?

thanks snowy, sorry to hear that :(

Oh Snowy, what an arse.

Just running in to wish Mitchy a very happy birthday. The mentally abnormal beckon.

I've left a message to ask about increasing ADs. I'm not sure the GP would as I'm under CMHT.

Beckoning is always a bit sinister.

thanks mp :)

my present is to help you with today's batch of the mentally abnormal, having learned so much from the world's most foremost diagnositician and being also gifted with a sophisticated nomenclature of the anogenital region I can open up whole new areas of psychiatric enquiry for you

diagnostician

diagnostitian

diagnostician?

I thought I invented uropsychiatry once

Is that for people obsessed with wee?

Today's first world problem #12 my hairdresser has left and he didn't tell me. Which is fine as I had already replaced him, but still is totally terrible.

it was for the identification and treatment of disorders affecting the psychological urinary tract

What? I don't have a urinary tract? It's just in my imagination?

I AM SO FAT

and wow, nobody cares!

the psychological urinary tract is distinct from the physical one, silly