Meanwhile, in other news:
A Christmas tree was delivered to our village (in Argyll & Bute) and was discovered to be rotten, so people were dispatched to saw it into pieces, whilst a new tree was hastily delivered.
Needless to say the workers busily sawed the new tree into a million bits and left it beside the old one, which by this time was lying on its side next to the harbour.
Eventually the rotten tree was also sawed into a million bits and a request for a third tree was dispatched to Mission Control (Trees (Christmas) Dept.
The third tree was proudly erected on the night the village saw a Force 9,000,000 gale and the top half fell off.
However, undeterred, the villagers have decorated what remains of their third (and hopefully final) tree.