Boris announcement 5pm

[Wingingthis]

What now?!

@Iwantacookie

Anyone else starting to feel like hes a toddler you've put to bed but keeps getting up.

P3ople moaning when he didn't say anything and now moaning when he does.

@Iwantacookie

Anyone else starting to feel like hes a toddler you've put to bed but keeps getting up.

This cracked me up probably why my head felt like it was spinning on Monday evening between trying to understand boris bumberling away and trying to ignore my 3 year old bellowing at me from her bedroom haha!

Anyone else starting to feel like hes a toddler you've put to bed but keeps getting up.

He's having to make his own tea as all his staff are now working from home.

@Lovaduck74

Don't fret, he only gives us really bad news at 8pm!

Should not laugh but this did make me laugh

I saw this thread and my heart actually sank 🤣

Wtf now.

@Iwantacookie

Anyone else starting to feel like hes a toddler you've put to bed but keeps getting up.

Don't fret, he only gives us really bad news at 8pm!

And if it's really bad, Twitter at 11pm 🤣

@OverTheRainbow88

I think he’s now doing daily updates

It shouldn't have, but this made me LOL.

It's about the vaccines I would imagine.

God knows!!!!!! Can't take much more of this..or him!!

My first thought was “Oh God, what can he possibly want now?”

Then it was maybe they’re going to announce a ban on clapping

I think this is his daily vaccine progress update.

The Torygraph says: "The Armed Forces involvement will be spelt out in greater detail at a Downing Street Press Conference at 5pm as Brigadier Phil Prosser, the military lead on vaccines, is due to appear alongside the Prime Minister and Sir Simon Stevens, chief executive of NHS England".

Whenever I hear of a brigadier doing a press conference alongside the Prime Minister I immediately think of some of the old Dr Who episodes.

'I'm still a twat, everyone'

@Iwantacookie

Anyone else starting to feel like hes a toddler you've put to bed but keeps getting up.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Madcats

Yup, me too.

Brigadier one side, NHS Chief on the other.

Journalists whispering: 'doesn't he look tired'

We were getting a vaccine update today with more details about the rollout but the daily updates are from Monday - on the gov dashboard.

@Iwantacookie

Anyone else starting to feel like hes a toddler you've put to bed but keeps getting up.

🤣🤣🤣

There are some on here who would still happily smack his bottom

(Not me I hasten to add!!)

@Wingingthis

He said he'd be doing this tonight. Then as if Monday, back to daily briefings I'm not sure if he will do them or if that new woman will be doing them. (Employed last year, can't remember her name or correct title. Brain like a fucking sieve at the moment. But something like 'head of communication' 'press secretary'....?!)

@loulouljh

God knows!!!!!! Can't take much more of this..or him!!

It's not compulsory viewing.

It'll be all over MN & the news if you just want to catch up on the bottom line

@Madcats

I think this is his daily vaccine progress update.

The Torygraph says: "The Armed Forces involvement will be spelt out in greater detail at a Downing Street Press Conference at 5pm as Brigadier Phil Prosser, the military lead on vaccines, is due to appear alongside the Prime Minister and Sir Simon Stevens, chief executive of NHS England".

Whenever I hear of a brigadier doing a press conference alongside the Prime Minister I immediately think of some of the old Dr Who episodes.

About time with army!

I also dread what tweaks to the restrictions on our freedoms will be announced next.

@Sparklingbrook

P3ople moaning when he didn't say anything and now moaning when he does.

MN. (as you know) 'twas ever thus'

@Lovaduck74

Don't fret, he only gives us really bad news at 8pm!

He can't give it at 8pm tonight, isn't every bugger out clapping again?

Yes @WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants it's all about the crying/shaking and moaning.