Press conference this evening

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Do we think this will be a vaccine update, a change to rules or just waffle?

Waffle with some news about the vaccine. Best news ever though!

Waffle.

Vaccine,and explanation of time frame,and follow the rules as will take a while....oh,and some Latin and some cod Churchill,obs

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54873105?fbclid=IwAR2BFRr_9aOZufDwYCMFvVWZfbAho5UxnUEh3DdlSmc8BzFIeNQW8yPObOE

Hopefully vaccine good news

Ooh I hope it's good news about a vaccine. Feel like the country needs a bit of a morale boost.

An apology for all the misleading graphs and reducing of restrictions to reflect that?

Alas alas alas - but we’ve potentially got a vaccine

Pfizer vaccine timeline, faster tests used in Liverpool, possibly announcing that care homes and the shielding will be receiving boxes of vitamin D. Plus lots of waffle, stay at home unless you have to go out.

Boris loves good news.

It’ll be the vaccine stuff. He’s desperate to be associated with some good news

All I want for Christmas is a vaccine

@PurpleDaisies He really does! I bet he’ll be dressed as Santa

Unless its saying all restrictions are to be lifted with immediate effect so that I can hug my friends and act and sing again and enjoy living again, I couldn't care less. Am done with all this covid shit.

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good news would be nice. I’ve never felt so bleak and hopeless in my life. Had a real long cry about it earlier today!

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It'll be waffle piffle piffle wiffle vaccine, stay at home, bravo, probably a bit of likening it all to being in the trenches, gung ho, wiffle piffle. And he'll say kick the vahrus (I've become increasingly fascinated by his random pronunciation of words, vahrus, cronavahrus etc)

Maybe he will name and shame who fed the false figures to him to force 4 week lockdown .

Next slide please

Vaccine 💉 🙏🏻

Waffle. Stay safe stay at home yaddy ya de ya. Same old nonsense. We got the message. Those who didn't never will.

stay strong, together we can fight this, mountains to climb yet there is hope, great minds, christmas, going to award everyone in the nhs a free iceland mince pie blah blah blah.

We might be told off for taking the idea that we can drive to exercise a bit too far (having seen local car parks while on foot and beach photos from friends who live about as inland as you can be)

Another one? Clearly it's Boris Briefing Bingo again - points for any of the following:

"Alas";
Faux-Churchillian rhetoric;
Reference to saving Christmas;
The appearance of the Thing One and Thing Two of Misery: Whitty and Vallance;
Dodgy stats;
Misleading graphs;
"Stay at home";
A Blitz Spirit-esque pep talk;
Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes Hands Face Space.

Hopefully a potential plan regarding vaccine roll out.

I expect it will be an update on figures and something about the vaccine. The best news would be an announcement of Mr Johnson's resignation, but that is not going to happen.

I'd like the restrictions on outdoor exercise such as tennis courts, golf clubs and outdoor swimming to be lifted.