Coronavirus Briefing Bingo

[MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing]

Hancock has said "We have been very clear" twice. If he says it again, I'm going to shout "House!"

Also looking out for 'Guided by the science' and 'The PM is working hard...'

Any more?

"flattening the curve"
"I'm going to level with you"

Stay at home, save lives, protect the NHS.

"Laura Kuntzberg from the BBC"
"next slide please"

"Do you want to come back on that?"

Straining every sinew...I hate that particular one

"An uptick" on the transport graph. It didn't go up, oh no, it was 'an uptick'.

The right steps at the right time

Tuesday, and it's eyes down for a full house.

And we kick of with:

The Plan is working

We are ramping up the testing capacity.

(note; not ramping up the tests, just the capacity.)

Mobile sights with train crews....

(Wha? South Western Rail? We're doomed.)

....Sorry: "With trained crews..."

Phew

"A national effort"

"working day and night"

"ramping up testing capacity" x 2

We are working day and night

Ramping up testing capacity (That's TWO! One more and it's House!)

A National Effort (again)

working day and night

ramping up capacity both again

The Slogan!

Did you want to come back on that?

I hate the same Graphs everyday, the Nerf dart one, the transport one

Poised for 'house' on ramping up the testing (capacity) when they take questions ...

She said she was going to go into a bit more detail on the 5 lockdown criteria but all she did was read them out word for word!

That ramp is now bigger than Boris's nose!

Next slide please doesn't count of course.

Our next slide!..... 😁

"My heart goes out"

Waiting for the question from member of the public Hatt Mancock of Surrey: Secretary of State, given what a fine job you are doing, why do the oppostion continue to moan, etc.

"still too early to say"