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Coronavirus Briefing Bingo

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MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 27/04/2020 17:41

Hancock has said "We have been very clear" twice. If he says it again, I'm going to shout "House!"

Also looking out for 'Guided by the science' and 'The PM is working hard...'

Any more?

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MilkNoSugars · 30/04/2020 17:05

He sounds a bit breathless - is that usual for him (can't remember when I last heard him speak!) or maybe still recovering from CV?

Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:05

Night and day ...

vera99 · 30/04/2020 17:05

my ministers fucked up but don't worry I'm back ....

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MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 30/04/2020 17:05

Working night and day.

Global shortages.

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Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:06

Collective effort

Shield the NHS

JamieLeeCurtains · 30/04/2020 17:07

Rising to a challenge ...

Huge sacrifice ...

Worst case scenario ...

Past the peak ...

Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:08

Setting out a comprehensive plan

Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:08

Guided by the science!

petalpower · 30/04/2020 17:08

Guided by the science

Abbccc · 30/04/2020 17:08

wrestling a well-lubricated ocelot Grin

Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:08

5 key tests!

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MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 30/04/2020 17:08

guided by the science

five key tests

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JamieLeeCurtains · 30/04/2020 17:08

(That's how I sounded when I had a pulmonary embolism)

vera99 · 30/04/2020 17:08

comprehensive plan (as opposed to back of a fag packet Brexit plan)

Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:09

Protect the NHS x 2

Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:09

Overwhelm the NHS x 2

JamieLeeCurtains · 30/04/2020 17:10

('Guided by the science' sounds a bit shit now that we know Cummings and Google sit on SAGE.)

Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:11

Oooh, a video.

OmartheGoose · 30/04/2020 17:11

You can tell he's a classicist. He does love a metaphor (or do I mean analogy?)

vera99 · 30/04/2020 17:12

Ooh saved a video for Boris !

JamieLeeCurtains · 30/04/2020 17:12

Oh God he's doing a Trump

And it's pronounced R zero not just 'R'

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MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 30/04/2020 17:12

Ooooooh, Cartoons.

Nice to see we're being treated like adults.

There's going to be a plan. Sometime next week.

At least Cameron handed in the essays after the crisis. This is govt by the dog ate my homework.

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Pelleas · 30/04/2020 17:17

Usual fluffing around the deaths chart in a pathetic attempt to minimise our total compared to other countries.

AlecTrevelyan006 · 30/04/2020 17:17

Guided by the Science

Wasn’t that a hit for Thomas Dolby?

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MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 30/04/2020 17:18

that deaths by nation graph is a pretty good correlation for How Shit Is My Government.

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