Coronavirus Briefing Bingo

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Hancock has said "We have been very clear" twice. If he says it again, I'm going to shout "House!"

Also looking out for 'Guided by the science' and 'The PM is working hard...'

Any more?

Ramp up testing (Strike Tow)

....2!

Flattening the curve. Tick

Working Night & Day

Pay tribute... Again!

Slogan used.

uh uh uh uh ah ah

Just to be clear

Ramping up

fuck off, Raab

Where are the questions from the public?

I can’t stand Raab. He’s so stiff. Worst one after Priti Patel

Looks like Peston's been furloughed.

He skipped the public question, it was on the screen when he went to the BBC guy.

I thought I saw it on the screen too.

“We must never forget the human stories behind the statistics” - - were they just statistics to you then ?

Extra point if questions include Boris's baby - double points if it has a critical spin in the tail!

Granular.

Not sure why that irritate me but it does.

"clearly we have moved"

... heart goes out ...

I hate 'granular' too.

"the five tests"

Matt's much better in every respect and he more gamely plays the bingo board.

For some reason I'm hearing the countdown music now .

Urgh that transport graph. Of course the car line goes up whilst public transport goes down.... PEOPLE STILL HAVE TO GET TO WORK.

sure footed

Public questions now in.. quarantine if flights... Been done before Dom!

New questions please...

And thank God Clueless Peston is on a break. Beth next please!!