Coronavirus Briefing Bingo

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Hancock has said "We have been very clear" twice. If he says it again, I'm going to shout "House!"

Also looking out for 'Guided by the science' and 'The PM is working hard...'

Any more?

Should we have a special category, a non answer given to a non question asked?

The Slogan repeated again

We are moving heaven and earth.

But there is a global shortage.

Whoda thortit?

Category for answering a different question to the one asked?

"fine words butter no parsnips" - he didn't say that though I just did.

"I can assure staff"

"globally there is a shortage of PPE"

And a category for answering a question with the slogan

"top priority"

"day in day out"

He was being very clear

That's three journos so far and two horrid unfair questions.

Wicked journos.

....as mud

"From the start" sentence double/triple

Would it possibly be dangerous to one's health to make it a drinking game?

‘Huge challenge’

Special bonus there for minister visibly pissed off with a journalists question

The Science

What are we doing with The Science?

Come on, Matt. You can do it.

......Yeeeeeeeeees!

I'll put my hand up and make a table once this briefing is over.

"following the science"

sorry "guided"

Stay at home, flattening the curve special there

I got worried about the mobile testing by 'train crews' as well

The next slide please thing drives me mad. Can't they just have one of those remote control clicky things to change it themselves?!

Yeah why can't they change their own fucking slides? Oh they can't pass the clicker to each other that's why.

Don't usually watch the briefing any more but the questions about what they've done wrong in the past seem a little pointless.

"I can absolutely give you clarity" is We Have Been Very Clear x 2.

And too many Dyson ventilators.

Wasn't being sarcastic, just realised as I was writing.