Coronavirus Briefing Bingo

[MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing]

Hancock has said "We have been very clear" twice. If he says it again, I'm going to shout "House!"

Also looking out for 'Guided by the science' and 'The PM is working hard...'

Any more?

Slogan used as an answer

Where's' Boris ?

I don’t even bother to watch it now, I think they just have the same sentences on repeat.

I was wondering that. When is Boris back to briefings?

Lessons learned
Pay tribute to

Do they need Boris, surely its better to use the minister who's most relevant to the days theme

We are in this together.

We are in this together right up behind the last one!

Second peak...exponential rise

slope of the curve

All in this together!

So you aren't playing 2 cards one for each side:

Journalist asks emotive question about care homes not being tested until recently... PHE have been testing, just a different procedure

Will you apologise for leaving that sector to die - I don't accept that premise, see above

And others, but I was a bit busy shouting and forgot to mark my card

He's spilling wine on No 10 sofa whilst muttering to Carrie "the horror, the horror" whilst she is trying to say "about our baby....."

CuriousaboutSamphire - I'm playing that too.

.....Close, but no teddybear.

Tune in same time tomorrow, cliche-hunters.

It's pretty obvious that the relevant minister will continue to take the briefings.

Boris is better, but may not have ling capacity etc for an hour of talking and I'd expect him to arrive back at that podium when there is to be a change in lockdown.

The five conditions!

That's true Curious. To attempt to stand up and speak for an hour would not be a good idea after Corona.

Boris should have asked the last question...via Zoom - we have a Mr Johnson from London .....

We have Raab C Nitwit today, and a chance to explain the real death figures.

He never knew the morgues were so busy.

....new improved figures with extra deaths.

Guided by the Science (Strike One)

This’ll be a shitshow with Raab in charge of the show. Get ready for the slogan to be repeated about a thousand times.

....Light at the end of the tunnel.

Ramping up the testing.

Ramping up - tick