30s TTC - Butterdish Smashing World Record Attempt

[PollyPoo]

Line up, line up for the world record attempt for most dropped butterdishes per fred.

The bar is here, along with squishy sofas, some fluffy beanbags, low lighting, and most important of all, free booze.

I have installed some naked waiters (Morgan from being human, together with Russell Howard) - they have trays of champagne cocktails that can never run out, so dig in laydeez and lets make this a fred to remember.

good luck today muser. Now, how do I get my hands on a gusset-watch subscription?

Good luck aMusing - fingers crossed it's dropped massively

BTW guys, we ought to start thinking up a new name for the next fred...

Gusset Watch: nada

BuzwamCam: 8%.

bah! this week i'm turning into a neurotic symptom spotter.....was anticipating droid on Monday, but it didn't show up. Not yesterday either.....so i POAS this morning but it was negative.

sits in corner and rocks back and forth

Oh my goodness I think Scorps is updiffed.

PS Am here but not here, busy at work, dad still in hosp and having some complications today, but am trying to keep an eye on you lot when I can. You may imagine me as some sort of benign invisible presence. God, you say? Oh, go on then, if you insist.

Good luck Muse

scorps How many DPO? And when does Betty/Panther usually rear ugly head? I need facts before I can make judgements!

Hope you're dad's ok, Lyra
Hope your levels have dropped Muser
Hope your gusset's still clean and your buzwams still moderately (but not overly) hurty Scorps
In honour of the season, am liking the idea of a Springwatch-style thread title, probably containing the word cam somewhere.

happy thoughts and arse kicks lyrachrist

I'll sue you if you're wrong Lyra

I hope your lovely Dad gets over his complications asap. Am sure being surrounded by lots of love will be really helping the healing process

Queenie, that sucks the big one Hope you get some sort of answer (preferably a yes) v soon.

Dildocam, Aries?

Am DPO9. 9 days post-ov is the longest Luteal Phase before the spotting starts that I've ever had so am getting mildly excited. Just typing that ensures I'll have a russet gusset next time I go to the loo

Am cos booked Acupuncture last night (as I mentioned) and now all the bastard media is going on and on about medical boffins saying there's no proof that acupuncture and TCM don't help fertility matters. I still think they can, but my hopefulness has been severely dented and can't help worrying I'll just be wasting cash I haven't really got on a load of rubbish.

Oooh Scorpalicious that is indeed good news! I am hoping and wishing that you are up the duff. I would pray, but to who? Hah, actually I can pray to Lyra now, woo hooo. 'Dear all-powerful Lyra, please please please let Scorpy win her baybee this month and I will give up coffee for a year. I've already done that, you say? Ok, I will give up chocolate for a year if you give Scorpy a baybee. Not literally - I mean preferably TYF should give her the babybee but with your help. Amen.'

I would pray also to be up the duff this month so that Scorps and I could be duff buddies, and our children could grow up together (200 miles apart) and get married etc, but fate is not smiling on me so kindly lately, so I am happy just to get Scorps duffed. Also, me and TG only managed to SWI once this month which a) is pathetic and b) it was prob too early anyway. (Do you know, he actually said to me last night "I'm too tired and besides I kinda thought, whats the point, til you get the clomid". How to make your loved one feel barren, broken and useless in one fail swoop. Tosser.)

Come on Scorps - do it for the BESHies!!

Scorps Ignore bastard media. If it does not work why do some NHS IVF clinics use acupuncture to help implantation? Why would my consultant at NHS hospital, also run a private fertility clinic which offers TCM and acupuncture alongside traditional western medicine?

And how the hell did my FSH come down from almost 30 (= your eggs are old you will never have any more children) to 8.9 (perfect for conceiving) in 6 weeks of weekly acupuncture sessions, if acupuncture doesn't work?

Sorry, meant to say Lyra I hope your dad is ok.

Eh, calm down, calm down. I fackin hope sooooooooo badly I am with diff this month but please to not get my hopes up. We did SWI lots at the right time, but it was very off-putting with Lyra in the room yelling things, especially as my back just couldn't take some of her instructions
Still, I kinda like having Goddess Lyra to pray to: Dear fellow Scorpio and Birthday Twin Lyra, please make me pg this cycle so I can bring another Scorpio into the world!

scorps I haz complaint. When I subscribed to buzwamcam - I was expecting 24 hr live feed via web cam.. am sorely dissapointed

However - am pleased at the longest LP and feeling tiny bit excited for you. Also - re: Acup - on annuva fred i is on, there is someone wot haz had multiple early babyfail and haz started acup and is now diffed and seen a heartbeat at 7 weeks. So I say - fuck the media - go with it and see.

lyrathemerciful I hope your dad gets better soon. x

muser fangres crossed for a level drop for you.

Other BESHies - please to come here and be slapped

Scorpy FSH/LH are tested on Day 3 - did you get those bloods done, or just the progesterone? Some docs seem to do one or t'other.

Yes, TG is master of romance. Not. If he ever brings me flowers I will have to assume he has cheated on me or is about to leave me. He is also rubbish at washing up/putting stuff in dishwasher (before it died)/finding the bin/knowing what vacuum is for etc. If I asked him to clean a bathroom he would need written instructions. He has good points however. He is great at DIY and fixes my car. Nope, my mistake, that was my ex. Er... I'm sure I can think of something. I'll get back to you.

Only 'low-level' anxiety disorder Scropey?

Allow me my dignity, Poopy

Right off to gym, ignoring fact am getting a bit of watery FJ, which is usually a sign of impending braaahn And no, they've not done D3 tests - have asked for them but keep being fobbed off Will ring and hassle em later.

Test results back (pretty quick today). This time last week we were at 750, today we are at 283. How's that for a fall?

God I must be weeks away from 0 though. How incredibly depressing.

muse glad to hear things have dropped - must feel like an eternity but that seems like a big ole slide to me. hope you're ok

lyra i hope your dad's ok

scorps wooooooo! getting mildly excited for you....... at anxiety disorder. don't think you're alone on that one.

pollster boys eh???

Ooh, all the threads have disappeared! How exciting.

Eh??? you all taking invisible pills or summat?

Oh it's back now. I was going to do a ghost joke as well.

Hope everyone's had a good day. I've just had to leave a thread because of the words hun and babydust. Is this unreasonable? Am I a bitch? Actually I know I am so don't answer yes.