30s TTC - Butterdish Smashing World Record Attempt

[PollyPoo]

Line up, line up for the world record attempt for most dropped butterdishes per fred.

The bar is here, along with squishy sofas, some fluffy beanbags, low lighting, and most important of all, free booze.

I have installed some naked waiters (Morgan from being human, together with Russell Howard) - they have trays of champagne cocktails that can never run out, so dig in laydeez and lets make this a fred to remember.

Hm RedLaurieYellowLaurie. Hm. Mebbe . I did have a treMENjus metallic taste last cycle. I mean all day every day. But BFN and then literally the most emphatic bloody droid you've ever seen. It's more likely to be down to the lead pipes still installed in this elderly office of mine...

phew, that's a relief Headcase!

I see your colleague-slagging email faux-pas, BangersAndMash and I'll raise you sending my old uni tutor a sexy email meant for TYF (their names and emails are similar) instead of the request for a reference for my PhD. I immediately rang him and made him promise to delete it without reading it, but I'll never know. Mind you, it was a kickass reference, so who knows...

Glad you didn't get shit for it, HB.

Hmmmph, am soon to OV and feel totally unzexy. TYF has not helped matters by motorboating in my cleavage when he has a face full of sandpaper-y stubble, just a moment ago. Laugh? I nearly did. Sigh. [withering, long-suffering emoticon] I am a martyr, I tells ye.

Anyone going to be watching the rugby? Who are you going to be leering at specifically? (given that Freddie Michelak isn't really in the vagina business to quote Stephen Fry). My vote goes with Mike Phillips for this eve, and Little Johnny and Brian O'Driscoll for tomorrow. Ariesboy is away and I am TOTALLY ALONE. Must be careful not to drink a boxful of red.

Medee pissing twin, balls to the BFN. Still, if the droid is no where to be seen then it is not all doom and gloom is it? Hopefully I can spread some "positive" vibes in your direction (and all else in the firing line) as I got a BFP! Totally stunned as I was expecting to be in for the long haul again..!

Medee got everything crossed for you my dear.

Go Cokie! Well done you!

hurrah, fantastic news, Cokie!

Fab news Cokie delighted for you!!! Congrats on the BFP. Brilliant stuff! I sense it is the first of many for the piss sisters (that's us beshes by the way - it's like blood brothers, but a bit different).

Greatly enjoyed the story of Head and the erroneous email sending to her boss... So glad it resolved itself for ya missus! But it reminded me of a really funny comedy song by an Irish comedian called "I sent the text to the person the text was about"... with the immortal line "And as the Nokia sending icon flashed backwards and forwards, and I realised what I'd done, I felt simultaneously more alive, and yet more dead, than I'd ever felt before"....brilliant stuff! - think it contains some valuable and applicable lessons

Also - metallic taste = very promising

Aries - I'll be checking out the rugby, if the meeting I'm at ends on time, which is the plan! I too have a quiet love for Brian O'Driscoll...

Oh. I fear I may have gone off Mitchell. Not a good look

Good news Cokie. Nice one!

fab news Cokie, fingers still crossed for Medee

so still no spotting, and I have been obsessively wiping and holding the paper up to the light ever since last night when I thought I saw something. After a steadily climbing temp, it has dropped, v slightly and still in the higher regions, over the last two mornings. Gah, don't know what to think. Can't believe I have been off the pill since June, and I know this is nothing compared to some of you, but having finally reached the decision in my life to do this, I just want it to happen!

Oh, medee, POAS now! I think you sound diffed.

Congratulations, cokie! HB I totally feel your pain; I once accidentally forwarded a looooong conversation I'd been having with one friend about another... to the friend we were talking about. I completely forgot how the conversation started, as it had moved on to something different by the end, but OHMYGOD the hot sweats. And I did exactly what you did - sent another very casual email to friend 2, asking her to delete it, as I'd gone on and on and sounded like a loon, which probably made her read the whole thing. Luckily (a) she's my best friend and (b) she has a proper job and doesn't have time to waste reading rambling nonsense... Email is second only to Facebook in the Evil League. You are not alone...

Apols for the washwithcare style ellipses there.... very bad style...

Oh Pespie I'm so pleased!

medee I fink I'll POAS Sunday too. An early testing one. Although acksherly the earliest the rusting wee fucker is due is Wednesday so mebbe I'll wait a while.

Though I am almost certain I'm not diffified... I have classic PMT biz and the droid rage is made even worse by the fact that of course I'm raging at having droid rage. And the OM is being really sweet and let slip that he'd been googling 'early pregnancy symptoms', and gently enquired as to whether my tits hurt. Oh and I had lots of fretful dreams last night about my gusset.

Scorps and figgypudding fanks for the similar stories....makes me feel less of a bonehead!

Congratulations on speedy diffment Cokie. I am still crossing stuff for Medee. Have you ever been late like this before?

no, not since coming off the pill, this has been the longest. Pre-pill, I was a bit irregular, but a low-30s cycle length most of the time.

Well I hope the POAS plan on Sunday gives some good news. What a mindfuck.

Well, this calls for a nekkid OKIECOKIE! Well done that BESH!

TYF woke me up in fine style this morning. It was sextacular in the extreme... but walking round Sainsbury's and health food shops with wobbly thighs and a spunky gusset is not top fun Not that I'm complaining

Mmmm, I'm sure we'll all be buying one of THESE when the time comes...

Oh my God, what's that scary noisy thing in the picture?

scorps get yourself some pantyliners for situations such as those.

Already on the case, Cuntulous

How dare you fucking bastards have actual lives and better things to do on a Saturday night than natter away on here? Does nobody care about antisocial loners like me?!

Calm done Scorps! I'm still here. Can't sleep. Watching yet another ER episode. Whatchya been up to?

Hom watching yet another episode of La Femme Nikita and I refuse to go to bed on my own again. Had chums round this eening so it's going to take me a while to settle