30s TTC - Butterdish Smashing World Record Attempt

[PollyPoo]

Line up, line up for the world record attempt for most dropped butterdishes per fred.

The bar is here, along with squishy sofas, some fluffy beanbags, low lighting, and most important of all, free booze.

I have installed some naked waiters (Morgan from being human, together with Russell Howard) - they have trays of champagne cocktails that can never run out, so dig in laydeez and lets make this a fred to remember.

Boo polly. And hisses. And wanking cuntmongers. But am I right in thinking a longer LP???

I POAS this morning - First Response biz. Negatory, of course. Not sure whether it's cos we only SWI twice and not quite at the right time, or cuz it's too early to tell.

MrsG is the dildo cam today? Lucks, snogs and headbutts to you.

HeadGiver yep, slightly longer LP this time - I made it to 10 whole days.

The most annoying fucking thing was that the droid beeped right in the middle of a lovely dream I was having - I was in a pub in Bristol with a bunch of people, including Mitchell (not Morgan, fucking spas) from Beimg Human - he was holding my hand and had just uttered the foof-melting words 'I think it is time I took you home' when I woke in a pool of blood. Fucking great timing!

Head wot day is you on? Maybe it is too early?

polly tis rubbish

WARNING! WARNING! SELF INDULGENT MENKAL RAMBLINGS, FEEL FREE TO IGNORE.

Yesterday I was convinced I was updiffed. Today I'm convinced I hear the distant beeping sound of the droid. The reason? A spot. If anyone is still with me, I warned you I was menkal. A fucking spot, & only a little one at that, has managed to convince me the droid is on the M4 to Cardiff.

OK, YOU CAN COME BACK NOW!

MrsG headbutts & chinese burns to you. What a rubbish time for you, x

Is all improvement Pols...but that dream tho! GAH!

bollocks to droid poo

How are lovely Scorpy, weewee Camel Chochi and Ginhag today?

Muse hope you decided to take the time off - have an affectionate squeeze/ nipple twist x

Hope rest of you BESHlets are keep up with the violence / alcoholism

Yay! The consultant says NO to the second dose of methofucktrate. I am borderline and being given the week to see how it goes. Come on hormone levels, drop faster than Jordan's knickers.

Have also told work I'm not coming in for a week. And now I am off to a spa for the afternoon.

Moos, fucking A, lass. FUCKING A.

Very sensible decision re work. Enjoy your time off. Haven't been on here long (like a day) so don't know anything about your methowhatsit but it sounds like total shite.

Re Polly's dream about Morgan/Mitchell/Rossetti/Aiden (pants heavily) that's a double whammy - NOT ONLY did you wake up at all but you woke up to that. Every sympathy.

that's good nuse MUSE...

Hi there Ignominy I am fine - I am in a heavenly limbo of no treatment and too early in my cycle to start wondering about the possibility of a natural diffment...which is a risible thought indeed.

I'm am really glad that I am been having unmedicated treatment over the last few months, because it takes me just a couple/few days to wallow in the pit of despair after babyfail, then I am back to my normal daftly optimistic self again for the rest of the month, rather than welling up in tears and bereft-itude (yeah, I made it up...aal ist claaar?) intermittently.

Did you go BESH-hunting on Tuesday night...rubbing yourself up against any other laydeez in the Bloomsbury area with a red flower in their lapel?

I will definitely try to come along to the next BESH-tival in Thatlondon, but only if there are others there who can get pissed...not just cheese eating PESHdeli lurkers!

Hooray for no more MTX Muser, now hormones get those levels down before we have to come and chase you all away. Hope you're having a lovely afternoon in the spa and very glad you've got the week off.

Polly that's shit of droid to have arrived, but great that LP was longer, those needles are obviously doing their job.

As predicted we got cold and wet yesterday - skiing in a white out is not my idea of fun. Then came home to more snow - oh joy. When's summer again?

I've lost track of who's due to POAS but have fingers crossed for all of you.

Yey muse finally a bit of good news. Here's hoping to no further treatment.

head nope, no + here, not even time to POAS yet (told you I was menkal).

Yay for Muse and top marks for spa-ing. Pamper yourself rotten

Boo for Poo - it's bad enough waking up just before things turn into a sex dream, but for the metal bastard? Grrrrr. V Freudian, tho': Vampires, blood, etc.
Huzzah, however, for the longer LP. This is Very Good News. When you draw it out to 12, it's time for a party Am hoping all my supplements and PMA help me have a normal LP - and win, of course!

Mmmm, the thought of Mitchell murmuring that it was time he took me home is making me Ov early. That man is absurdly HOT

Loz, pg hormones can cause acne in lots of wimminz. But is hard to get mind around spot=good news, instead of lifelong knowledge that spot=droid hell.

And Gazza, D50 of a 27D cycle doesn't sound right. Hope you find out what's going on later. Am sure yours will be the prettiest foof in town

good news, Mews, enjoy the pampering.

Still no spotting... pissing sticks being bought in about an hour and a half in Sainsbury's on my way home from dance class.

oh, and bah the droid Polly

I know Scropey.... I have spent all day being annoyed that my dream was interrupted

Medee that is good news, good luck for the morning, I really hope it is your turn.

I am crossing everything for Medee. Baybee!

My spa afternoon was nice. Not quite The Sanctuary, which is one of my favourite places on Earth, but it was fine. I had an hour of hydrotherapy pool, steam rooms, and heated beds (I liked those), followed by an hour facial & pedicure with a free arm massage thrown in. Very nice. And then I was exhausted and had to come home.

muse that sounds bliss. Just what the doctor ordered I reckon.

medee here's for good news in the morning.

Sounds lovely, I haven't been for a spa treatment for ages and I have a birthday voucher burning a hole in my pocket.

Sainsbury's piss-sticks now purchased, really want to pee on them, but shall resist till the morning.

Evening all. New to this, but looking forward to Medee POAS in the morning.

Am in the foulest of foul moods this evening. Am secretly hoping it's my hormones kicking up a stink after finishing the pill last week. But it's more likely down to the fact that I work with wankers.

Hey-ho

Why must we be kept awake by the sound of the neighbours downstairs WHIPPING each other and grunting and screaming? Why?

Don't even get me started on the rest of the crap we have to put up with from them.

For those of you who don't know me on FB and therefore can't read my status updates, I put my face right up to the shared wall and yelled 'OH YEAH!' in the style of Quagmire. I thought TYF was going to have some kind of seizure, he was laughing so much It did go quiet after that, heh heh! Fucking cunts (literally).

oh dear, Scrops.

Well, unfortunately, it is a negative.
Needed a pee since 10 to 4 but resisted getting up so as not to dilute the urine. Thought I had cocked up the test as my pee stream was dancing about everywhere, but the Control line came up, and nothing at all in the test line. Mmm, and still no sign of droid. I guess I shall just test again on Sunday.

oh fordscorpina. I did larf. And then feel sorry for you. but mostly larfed. Is that OK? G-giggity!

Medee pal, sorry about the bloody pissing -. But with no sign of droid (when izzit due?) then still room for tiny hope-glimmers?

Latest news from Headbanging 2WOOFL - I am watching for PMT symptoms more than preggo ones, as they tend to come about a week early (ie from today). I don't have any sore boobs yet but do have quite stonking amount of water retention bloatage and the same spotty neck I always get when I have the droid (yeah thanks for that, Nature. Thanks ever so. No, really). So I reckon game over for this cycle, but I'll test at the weekend with a 1st response and see what gives...

Damn. I am sorry Medee, I was looking forward to some nekkid dancing this morning.

Scorps your neighbours sound delightful - bet all that noise really helps you get in the mood for SWI.

Bah to negatives. But the lack of bleeping is still encouraging. It may just be too early still.