30s TTC - Butterdish Smashing World Record Attempt

[PollyPoo]

Line up, line up for the world record attempt for most dropped butterdishes per fred.

The bar is here, along with squishy sofas, some fluffy beanbags, low lighting, and most important of all, free booze.

I have installed some naked waiters (Morgan from being human, together with Russell Howard) - they have trays of champagne cocktails that can never run out, so dig in laydeez and lets make this a fred to remember.

elllo ello

muse just been catching up, hen definitely take the extra week and just chill, lots of mrM time and er etc

gp sounds v helpful so go for it -

The decision might have been made for me. My HCG haven't dropped as much as they should have. The consultant is going to decide tomorrow if I need another shot. Fucking fucking fuck. I do not want more of this.

oh god, Muser.

Muser, I DEMAND that you take at least another 2 weeks off! Stop being so hard on yourself and just take time for yourself to heal in all ways. If the same things you've had to go through had happened to one of us, or a RL pal, what would you tell us/her to do? Now tell yourself to do the same.

Seeing as your work is being good over this, take as much time as you need (okay, maybe not the next 5 years). You'll look more professional wisely taking time off when it's necessary than ignoring advice, returning too early and then looking all emotional and like you're struggling to cope.

Make a start reclining on these groovy velvet beanbags and let me fetch you a tub or 6 of Haagen-Dazs...

Gah, hadn't seen your latest post when I wrote that. Muso, you HAVE to take as much time off as possible, this latest development confirms that. I can't comprehend what this fresh hell must be doing to you, but you have my empathy, sympathy and support, always.

Am very sorry if the appearance of my last two posts seems incredibly and crassly insensitive. . I posted them from another page. All the best.

Thanks Scorps and Medee. I am going to watch American Idol and make some comforting food with this mince that will go bad if I don't cook it tonight.

Trying not to think about this. Will wait and see what the consultant says tomorrow. It could put baybee plans back 6 months rather than 3, advice on when to start again after a second shot varies. If it's 6 months I might just emigrate.

Medee I really, really hope this is your month. It would be such lovely, cheering news.

Poor you Muser - it all sounds really vile. I am glad at least that work is being cool about it all and also urging you to take the time you need. Sorry to hear about the consultant/HCG hell you are going through. Bollocks.

I am still reeling from the news about Michalak,Aries but think that maybe together Gasper and I could you know, get him back on our side... I'm willing to try.

You're ok Aries, I love that your kitten is called R2D2.

Poor you Muser - it all sounds really vile. I am glad at least that work is being cool about it all and also urging you to take the time you need. Sorry to hear about the consultant/HCG hell you are going through. Bollocks.

I am still reeling from the news about Michalak,Aries but think that maybe together Gasper and I could you know, get him back on our side... I'm willing to try.

Sorry for double post. Stupid computer

I've nuffink of any use to say other than that's fucking shitting twatting bollocks Muser, and I'm really sorry. Will be dropping by to keep an eye on you in non-stalkerish fashion. Hope the nearlyoff mince is a success. How well I know its grainy grey charms.

Titflashes to everyone else.

Muser that is shit. Here, have one of these lovely non gin based cocktails, it looks like gin, it smells and tastes like gin but t'isn't.

My twat of a boss asked me today if I was planning on getting pregnant! WTF! He is from that there France so is pretty clueless but still... Thank good I don't have to see him that often.

Medee I will also POAS on Friday unless droid appears before - I am being very restrained despite the two clearblues in the bathroom cabinet shouting "piss on me, piss on me" . We go on hols on Sat so if a win a bayee = happy and nominated driver for the week, if I don't win at least I can enjoy loads of booze, eat the smelliest cheese and the rawest of meat.

My Amazon recommendations are well fucked up since buying the CBFM (still in its wrapper, hopefully will stay that way.)

ooh, we'll be pissing twins, Cokie. Last time I tested was also just before a holiday, but was neg and my period arrived a couple of days into the hol.

Bloody Hell! I have a quick meeting, come home, have dinner and you lot have got through 28 pages! Off to catch up...!

Stooopid pooter, just said you were on page 45! Back off to hide in my wine glass....

Wet fish slaps to you muse for even thinking about work. Take some time out & look after yourself.

Oooh, med & cokie POAS POAS how exciting!

Does anyone have a wheelbarrow for me to carry my norks around? They feel funking massive. We have pervy management meeting today, will see if they stare more than normal.

Oh is anyone else excited that we've started ANOTHER fred about SWI? We have some new followers...............

Woo Hoo!!

Hello. Thanks for the kind messages. My spotting has stopped so I think all is ok for now. Sorry for being mental.

Muser don't be so ridiculous, of course you're not going back to work. You won't be benefitting anyone, nobody will thank you for it and you will be risking your health. Stay at home, rest, and relax. Don't make us come round and beat you into submission.

Excellent news Bessofthed'urbervilles ,

Muser ...you know what you need to do...but I understand how you can put pressure on yourself to get back to work I can't believe what a horrible drawn out experience this is turning into for you...please accept a chinese burn as a token of my empathy!

Medee Lorry and Cokie my hopes are pinned on you, droid has arrived. Boo. Wasn't really expecting to be up the duff this month, but is still a pisser when it arrives.

Ello,
Soz I've not been back to say thank you muchly for nice words last week.
I've been in the corner of the pit in a bubble, watchin the world but not really joining in much.
I've also been staying away from pooter incase my fingers stray and I find myself researching Molar Pregnancy any futher.

Muse wot they said!

Bess Good to hear!

Twink How do?

I'm now on D50 of a 27 day cycle and no sign of droid. Frak knows wots going on but I know it aint good.
Not much point speculating and winding myself up till scan later I suppose

I have to go prepare foof for the dildo cam in a bit, and have a word with my non existant veins as I have a feeling they'll want to bleed me dry.

I'm also working tonight, agreed to offer my services for a Charridee thang and feel bad to cancel, so I can't even go and drown my sorrows afterwards.

Bad luck Polly, that bleeping metal bastard just doesn't understand the words 'Fuck Off Droid', does it?

Hey Cho, I think the bleepy bastard is actually like a cat - he is attracted to the people that hate him.

Oh well, acupuncture and more herbs on Monday, whoop-di-dooo.