30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

[idealcamel]

The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

Ah well I'm a bit of a freak and get up early on the weekend to go and ride my bike, so that wasn't bothering me, but the lack of any sort of sign of anything happening was bothering me!

I know, ruminating on how tragic and barren you are at the start of everyday doesn't enable you to relaxandit'llhappen, does it?

Are you a motorbike-alist or a pushbike-alist?

No, not exactly the optimum way to start the day.

pushbike-alist, mainly offroad.

Is your man (?) a cyclist? because you know that will kill his sperm DEAD, don't you?

ChoCho, I ain't said nuffink about an implantation bleed, ducky. Wotchoo on abaaaht? I just SWIed, gimme a chance - even I don't 2WOOFL that early (shut up, those of you who know better and beg to differ).

Pony - I have stretchmarks just about everywhere except my tum already (that's why I kept my pvc basque on with you), so why not let updiff ruin the only nice bit of skin on my body, huh?

Haven't heard much from VAG, Cunty or Gin of late. And I thought extreme had announced her triumphant be-dressing gowned return, but where is she?

Sorry Scorp think it must have been Pony , I'm mixing my hags tonight, musshht be the wiiine

Choochootrain yes indeedy he is. I reckon the spermz is stone dead, but then my lady area is so mutated after all the cycling it probably makes no difference.

Hate to panic you all Hags, but we need a new thread title thinking up, quicksmart.

cossy Someone came up with a fab list last time - maybe we can use one of those?

It was camel. Her list included:

30s TTC - Loch BESH Monsters

30s TTC - It was the BESH of times, it was the worst of times

Scorpette can you feel the baybee kicking yet?

ChoCho it was me what got the possible implantation bleed. Its still going but there is not v much. Am praying v hard to baybee jebus to make sure it is not early onset of droid.

Ha! Liking Loch BESH monsters

I heart Loch BESH Monsters too.

Polly, it truly is the miracle of life. Now my morning sickness has gone, I can finally enjoy this pregnancy

I vote for Loch BESH Monsters - it puts newbies/lurkers on notice, I say!

I know your name is ChoChoSan but everytime I look at it - in my head it comes out CoCoShan as in Coco Chanel - how very glamorous for a BESHie!

Loch BESH, Loch BESH, Loch BESH, Loch BESH!

Loch BESH, Loch BESH. Curly... I'm worried about our non-celts being able to pronounce Loch.

Aerie, you are in nearly the same time-zone as hawaiiancunty. Where are you two going skiing? I'm thinking Banff/Lake Louise/Kicking Horse mid-January... will I see you on the slopes?

Oooh jailbait is on his bicycle murdering sperms as we speak!

No wonder we're infertile, we're all bikers, skiiers and riders. Any base-jumpers amongst us?

Well my DH has about an hour of freefall and 450 parachute jumps under his belt, maybe that's my problem

Oooh is he ex maroon-beret? I get FFJ for forces boyz.

TYF rides to work every day, which clocks up just over an hour of sperm-death a day... does this count, or do you have to be all hardcore cross-country cycling for hours with saddle fashioned from pure evil for the ball-ruining to occur?

(You know I worry his daily sojourns mess things up)

Ski, I've got a maroon beret, but it's one my Gran crocheted me yonks ago... will this do?

Does being a lazy arse make my chances of having a baybee better then? I do none of the above sports/hobbies.

He runs and kayaks - neither of which affect jiz quality/quantity as far as I am aware...

Curly Aaargh, somewhere on the internet, a DM journalist just self-combusted. Exercise is bad for you. Exercise is good for you.

jailbait has done 10 miles already today and it's only 11am. Poor the ickleangelsperms.

fuck me you lot can talk....

I need a large gin today.

Can I stop doing exercise then?