30s TTC - The BESH little gin palace in mumsnet

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The bar is open and the ticking clock has been muffled for the duration...Come on in!

Hi carrots - no you don't - but some flimsy evidence from a previous gin fuelled thread seemed to point to it being more successful than the other way...

Did someone else new just turn up or am I seeing double? If so hi as well

And welcome back iggy friggy & piggy - although iggy you say you have overcome the insanity - how exactly is that going to help round here....??

cunty cheers - make mine a grey goose

longwee might have lied....

What is the gin palace new - I haven't got 10 spare hours to read all the old threads - exactly who is updiffed and who isn't?

I most certainly isn't

longwee ok thanks for clarifying that! I can see how that would work, obviously.

Ok am flat out at work so just came in to down 5 large shots of tequila,give George a tickle,and check out our lush new pad....

carrots the droid. See below.

Period = Red Tide Of Doom
which sounds like R2D2.
who is a droid.
or a druid according to cunty
simple eh?

By the way BESH actually Barren Evil Selfish Hag.

AND also I the Ginhag am the palace's original scummy mummy. Though ponee is older than me,I was here first. I think as long as you are a lush (or a mental like scorp) you are welcome.

kimprunepants good news love! Have been thinking bout you.

ig n fig good to see you both.

By the way carrots it's your round!

(has anyone warned her about the violence yet)

aaargh work aaaaaaarrrrgh

ok so ski says there are 4 BESHes who are all horsied up... does an interest in equines predispose you towards BESHness? Or does all that bouncing around mess with your bits?!

Am gonna blame the horse for the babyfail

carrots more gin pleeese

First of all, can I just say hurrah for Kim! A collective 'phew' all round. Did the EPU explain what the prune juice was, or is it just 'one of those things? Whatever, it's good news. Now we can continue to persuade you to go for Pixies/Breeders-esque baybee names (how's about Rosa - after Surfer Rosa?).

Welcome Carrots! I am not a mental, please ignore their bad manners. You, I, wha...? No, I always dress like Elizabeth I, what of it? I am the resident teetotaller and neurotic fretter, hence my dubious title There is no truth to the rumour that I start off every 2WOOFL ('2 weeks of obsessive fucking lunacy' - ie the fortnight or so after ovulation) by saying I'm going to be chilled about it all and then by DPO3 I'm writing 87 posts about could my mild headache be a sign of pg, etc., etc.
My DP is known as TYF - The Young Fella - because me and Ski favour barely-legal boy toys.

PIGSY! So you return! I'm glad you got over your madness (chinny reck-on) but you must never leave again. Never. NEVER.

I always wanted to be a ginner. My Gran's a ginger ninja and at 90, her hair is now a soft apricot shade. I used to spend hours brushing it in awe despite her protestations as a child.

One of my great-great Granddads was black (or mixed-race) if that helps with the effnic ting. Ahem. Keep teasing TYF that a genetic throwback will give us a black child with ginger hair (and my sticky-out ears; had them pinned back at 15). There's lovely.

'ello Beshes,

Kim PHEW! Glad to hear everything is A-OK. If it's a boy I think you call him "Allison" (a-ah-a-ah-a-lis-o-o-o-on)

Welcome Carrots we appear to be on a roll at the moment so you've joined at the right time.

Well, 'tis a good thing that I refused the camping trip as I am updiffed - POAS this morning ! 2x +ve cannot lie surely?

In addition to my non"symptoms" of the past few days the only other thing I noticed was mittelschmerz-y type pains. Thought this may be due to bloating/pooing ishoos, but last night it turned all fluttery prompting me to test this morning. Hope pains are nothing ominous.

Ski are you holding out 'til Weds?

Ok so I did miss something - at diffed pony, Have a big hearty slap to the withers.

carrot I'm afraid I might have made you an honorary Wotsit-head. Sorry. But we redheads have a strong presence on this thread.

As for the droid, he's a little unwelcome bastard when it comes to baybeee making. But quite cute in the films.

ski you answered the question I came on here tonight to get answers to. So messed up has this past week been that I had no idea what day I was on. So came on to check the bus (thank god for those regular updaters) cause I had a feeling my sums might just bode well - that and the huge stringy gloop of FFJ that made an appearance today - never seen anything like it! Mind you, I did have about a pint of grapefruit juice yesterday.

Thing is, I thought I was going to have alternate 28 and 38ish day cycles. But Ov now-ish (Day 24) does fit with the 38 day thing so it's going to be SWI central here tonight.

Jeez, another diff-ment. Nice one aerie .

AERIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Wooop de woop woop!!!

Let's crack open the bolly. Wicked start to a thread. Hopefully me n ski are just behind you (not literally that would be spooky)

yaaaaay!!!! x 1000000

Aerie You are our first DIFF of the new thread! congratulations! Clever girl! Nothing from me yet - I'm expecting a babyfail.

iggyiggyiggy rah rah rah

How many OMGponiez girls do we have now?
Ponymum
Iggypiggy
Moi

Who am I forgetting?

WOOP WOOP aeri-fairi you big DIFFER.

tis nice to see some people stumbling over the finishing line at long last - the rest of us are still thumping along getting tangled up in our sacks every few jumps

ah thats nice scorps I will never leave again - NEVER I tell you...

Yay for the updiffed! Yay for aerie ski I not know - I only know ponyphiles you mention...

I am on day 31 of bizarre long cycle - usually 29 days, so bit over, but def not updiffed... no sign of the RTOD... maybe am now completely broked?

where is cosmosis then?

Well done Aerie! Thank gawd you did refuse the camping trip (note to Carrots - scientific BESH studies have proved that camping is the no. 1 cause of spontaneous menstruation and thus babyfail)! I think that an updiff so early on in the thread is a good omen - shall we push for THREE babypasses this thread?

A man done put his winkie in your foofoo! You're RUDE!

TYF knows I want an baybee in my tumtum for my birthday (29th of this month). He also knows not to let me down as regards pressies

Oh right. We not good enuff for ya?? Eh??

Iggy She's got a new job so is neglecting us because she is a girly-swot who puts an apple on her boss' desk every morning.

figgy You're back? I thought you'd bought a job lot of condoms and were now anti-baybee. I can't keep up!

Aerie Wise move wrt camping. If only I'd not gone camping this summer. Bah.

PS Look, I have to say it - when everyone's on about poniez (OMG!!1 eleven!!! one!!), am I the only person who can't help thinking about pony girls?

Scorpette Is that how you're enticing TYF in to bed these days?

ps cunty - You and I are due for another round of baybee - no baybee "oh".

cunty course you are

scorps thats me

fank you ski

I knew there was a reason I hate camping...

Week on Friday mate, week on Friday. I predict..... ...... no baybee. But let's not be negative, it is a druid-pass, not a baby-fail

(been on a leadership course today. Come on everybody! Get behind me on this one!)

scorps Just been back on last thread trying to catch up. So glad you had a lovely birthday celebration with your peachy-haired gran (I so hope I go peach with age!) Made me smile, because I was going through the hospital horrors with mine. 86 and three anaesthetics in as many weeks. But she's made of tough stuff and is on the mend now.

No 2woofl here, but hopefully it's too early. Nonetheless, I'm covered in painful craters. Not got the best of skin normally, but could I be right in thinking these hideous breakout is the result of ovulation?

Also got that bloody nose thing I had last cycle (bunged up and not bloody but bleeding). If this is ov it could be where we arsed it up last cycle, missing the optimum SWI window. Then again, I could just be a BESH.

ok, so "arsed it up" probably not the best turn of phrase for the situation. we did not switch holes

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