🧙please, fellas impregnate, I’m here to ovulate 🦥

[Peachycream]

And the lucky winner of thread name bingo is:@SareBear87

👏 👏 👏 👏

Here we go again, 2 threads deep, numerous cheese boards, several BFPs and more to pick up along the way!

We’re a group of hormonal, emotional and down right loveable 30somethings TTC #1
Feel free to join us, nothing is TMI and no one here will judge you, we just love and support each other which some giggles along the way!

Our last thread seemed to have some luck so let’s see how lucky this one is 🥰

If I’ve forgotten anyone I apologise but trying to remember everyone at once is hard!
@Aries491
@Sparklingwine1
@80sPadme
@PurpleCat88
@HRP1990
@CTMcG
@KayL1988
@Dannii892
@Foodster
@glasspaw
@GingerTea333
@Eli707
@SkeletonSkins
@Mrsspoon3
@Emmaldo14

Thanks @Peachycream and absolutely love the name @SareBear87 ❤🤣

Baby dust and lots of luck for this thread hopefully!! :)

Lovvvve this name 😍😍

Thanks @Peachycream
When I first replied to your thread last, last? month.. little did I know I’d still be contributing 3 threads later!! 🥰

Fingers crossed for some more 🦥 and less 🧙🏻‍♀️!

Thanks @Peachycream for starting the new thread. Thank you also to everyone who gave me advice on the last thread! 😊

Today I am 6 DPO.

It’s lovely to see the positive tests come through. Good luck to everyone who waiting to test 💗 and happy shagging to all those who are reaching their ‘peak!’

✌🏻😎 Woo new thread!

@OnTheRoadNow you're my cycle twin! 🙌🏻

Oh no, totally read that wrong...

I'm CD6 not 6dpo.... honestly, I think I need to go back to bed!

Awww I got all excited then @SareBear87 😂

I’m 7DPO @OnTheRoadNow so I’m only a day ahead of you!
“Happy shagging” made me lol, I’m such a child haha

Checking in to cheer you on from the sidelines ladies! 💃🏻🤗

Great thread name! Here’s to 🧙staying well away!

Hi everyone, I'm still around but I found the start of the tww easier without MN to remind me to symptom spot! I'm currently 11dpo, haven't tested yet 😬

How's everyone doing? I'm soooo behind on the last thread!

Love the name 🤣

Sorry @OnTheRoadNow and @taytay2020 I always miss someone, it’s a new thread tradition 😂 and well done for being 11dpo and not testing! Proud of you! 😂

@HRP1990 yeah I think it was May I started the original thread! Who knew we would all get this far together. You know, I don’t think I’ve actually ever posted in another thread to be honest 😂
“Happy shagging” also made me snort giggle 😂 but I think I can beat your child! Every time I see someone get to post 69 or another number with 69 on the end it takes every fibre of my being to not congratulate that person 😂

@Peachycream 😂
Sirens going off when one of us sends the;
69th, 169th, 269th and 369th comment haha
🚨👀🚨👀🚨

@HRP1990 exactly 😂
It’s a good thing we can’t get to 6969, I think my brain would boil over with excitement 😂

@Peachycream We’ll have to think of something extra funny for 669 😂

@HRP1990 all of this 69 talk…….does anyone actually enjoy a 69?
Personally, it’s not my thing. It’s not the move that’s gunna end with a D in my V. If anything it’ll dry me up faster than a drop of rain in the Sahara desert

@Peachycream I like it actually, What I don’t like is the D in my face.. but my V does enjoy it 😂😂

@HRP1990 do you? I find the whole thing really awkward! Where are you supposed to look? I don’t like my eyelashes being tickled by pubes 😂

@Peachycream Keep your eyes closed.. don’t give it any eye contact 😂

@HRP1990 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 like it’s Medusa or something? “Don’t look the D in the eye!! You’ll turn to stone!”

@Peachycream exactly 😂
I’m not sure if this’ll post.. but this conversation reminded me of this scene in bridesmaids 😂😂

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mKIqTaqz_0U

@Peachycream omg😂😂 im with ye, i dont want to be given and receiving at same time, takes away from the receiving😂😂

Anywhoooo I am finally past ovulation on my first cycle (8dpo on a 74 day cycle so far😅)

Anyone who has irregular cycles i would def recommend concieve plus ovulation support. Within a week of taking it i finally got a peak opk and ewcm! I also stopped taking pregnacare conception the same day i started so i think it may have messed up my cycle so not going near them again!

@HRP1990 😂 it totally is! I forgot about that!
Go and google mole rat and let me know your opinion 😂😂😂

@CTMcG yeahhh right? How do you fully get in to either thing? I didn’t even think about that until you mentioned it, I’ve always been more worried about pubes scratching my corneas 😂

Congratulations on getting over the hump…..so to speak 😂

[quote CTMcG]@Peachycream omg😂😂 im with ye, i dont want to be given and receiving at same time, takes away from the receiving😂😂

Anywhoooo I am finally past ovulation on my first cycle (8dpo on a 74 day cycle so far😅)

Anyone who has irregular cycles i would def recommend concieve plus ovulation support. Within a week of taking it i finally got a peak opk and ewcm! I also stopped taking pregnacare conception the same day i started so i think it may have messed up my cycle so not going near them again![/quote]
I bought a pack of Pregnacare, read the warning on the packet about how it can affect your cycle length, read a load of horror stories on here and then promptly sent the Pregnacare back!

@Peachycream and that my friend is why men should not shave their pubes 😂🤢