🧙please, fellas impregnate, I’m here to ovulate 🦥

[Peachycream]

And the lucky winner of thread name bingo is:@SareBear87

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Here we go again, 2 threads deep, numerous cheese boards, several BFPs and more to pick up along the way!

We’re a group of hormonal, emotional and down right loveable 30somethings TTC #1
Feel free to join us, nothing is TMI and no one here will judge you, we just love and support each other which some giggles along the way!

Our last thread seemed to have some luck so let’s see how lucky this one is 🥰

If I’ve forgotten anyone I apologise but trying to remember everyone at once is hard!
@Aries491
@Sparklingwine1
@80sPadme
@PurpleCat88
@HRP1990
@CTMcG
@KayL1988
@Dannii892
@Foodster
@glasspaw
@GingerTea333
@Eli707
@SkeletonSkins
@Mrsspoon3
@Emmaldo14

@HRP1990 yeah it’s called entinox 😂

[quote Peachycream]@HRP1990 it’s the lemon that got me, imagine getting lemon juice in your eye……if ya know what I mean 😉[/quote]
Can’t say I’d recommend it @Peachycream 🥴

[quote glasspaw]@HRP1990 yeah it’s called entinox 😂[/quote]
😂 you got me there!

I would want all of the drugs, epidural, gas and air, pethadine, diamorphine. Literally all of it! You can knob off with all your “positive thinking for a pain free labour” horse shite, if I can still feel my eyelids when I blink, I can feel too much 😂😂😂 @HRP1990 & @glasspaw

Omg girls 50+ posts already!! And most of them about 69ing, this is why I love you guys 😂 I’m not a fan of the 69, I can’t concentrate on two things at one 😂😂😂😂 I tend to just erm… stop… and my DH is like oi!! 😂😂

Managed to squeeze in DTD today so if I do happen to ovulate in the next 24hours I’ll feel better that I’ve given it a good go. If not like you said @HRP1990 it’s still a shorter cycle than normal.

@CTMcG I am soooo pleased for you thank you’ve ovulated and the conceive plus worked!! Obviously I’m still waiting for my O but I’ve have more EWCM than ever before and feel like my body is making a good go at it earlier in the cycle than normal so that’s a positive for me. Fingers crossed I follow in your footsteps shortly!

The humble 69 seems to be the marmite of sex positions @SkeletonSkins 😂 I get what you mean though, it’s difficult to concentrate on both things.
It’s the thrusting that I really don’t like, I can deal with a pube to the eyeball, as much as I’d rather not, but having a D rammed down my throat isn’t for me @KayL1988 😂. I get it, he’s enjoying it, but just sit still? 😂

That’s good you managed to squeeze it in if it’s going to make you feel more comfortable this cycle, hopefully it happens in the next few hours!

@Peachycream @glasspaw I’m doing is loling tonight 😂😂😂 this is the best start to a thread!

Exactly - You’ve given it your best shot @SkeletonSkins! Pat on the back of your OH for putting in his stint. Third time lucky for O this month!?

Imagine if we did the same @Peachycream and started thrusting at them😂 they might get the hint then

@HRP1990 😂 it’s been a good start hasn’t it? At least we now all know who loves a 69ner and who doesn’t, I feel like we’re all so much closer now. What with that and knowing what happens in each other knickers I don’t think I’ve ever known a persons intimate life so well 😂
Once everyone is onboard with the cervix shuffling there’s really not much left to know.

By the way, have to popped a little finger in yet? 😂😂😂😂

I'm with @Sparklingwine1 love a 69 but in my old age I have to lie on my side 😂 No more ride em cowboy 🤠

Plus these days I want all the swimmers going in the right place - and they say romance is dead 🤣

It’s a wasted opportunity if they end up else where @SareBear87 😂

@SareBear87 that really made me laugh 🤠

No idea what is going on with my chart this morning girls but both my LH and temp have gone up? 🤔 I expected my LH to go up but not sure the temp should go up yet? Shouldn't it be going down before O?

The temp should be accurate as the last 4 days I took it at exactly 6:30am and the few days before then I used the adjuster to align it with a 6:30 wake up time.

I should add I've also been doing OPKs religiously, pretty much every wee I've used an OPK and logged it (except my one wee a night). So I'm almost sure I haven't missed a previous LH spike

One last thing to add (sorry I'm massively drip feeding!) I got a really sharp ovary pain last night 🤔

So confused!

Is it possible that you’ve ovulated over night and that’s why you’ve got a rise in both @Sparklingwine1?
I mean, logically if your surge happened after your last OPK and you hadn’t peed over night the hormone would still be high in your urine?

In short, I have no idea. I tried to look into timings last month and all I did was confuse myself.
Some of the data says that you ovulate 12-36 hours after your peak and the same amount of data says you ovulate 12-36 from the onset of your surge, so for me, as my LH rises over a few days it’s highly possible I would ovulate even before I had peak LH levels, going off of the 12/36 hours at surge onset.

@Peachycream that's kind of what I'm worrying about... that I ovulated mega early compared to normal! We didn't DTD last night (CD10) ☹️ although we did the night before (CD 9) so I guess if I did O early then I'm still in with a chance as long as the swimmers 🏊‍♀️ 🏊‍♂️ survived a day and a half.

Your second message is helpful, thanks @Peachycream and don't worry I don't think any of us are true experts, we are the blind leading the blind 😂😂

Cervix shuffling, 69ing, numb till you can't feel your eyelids and pubes In your eyeballs???
Fuck me sideways this new thread was worth a read. I finished my 4 on stint yesterday and have 2 days off duty to be at home. I have loved reading this and was cackling in my bed as it's so hilarious.

Line eyes please is it just me or can you see a second line faint line but I'm sure i can see it?

@Nicn19 I can see a faint second line! How many DPO are you? Do you have any FRERs?

@Sparklingwine1 I’m starting to wonder if all the tracking/obsessing is even helpful at all considering it seems there’s absolutely no way to pinpoint ovulation, but I don’t have the time or energy to spend my life banging in the hope I don’t miss O 😂
They can live up to 5 days so you’re well within a chance!

@80sPadme I’m glad you enjoyed it 😂 also glad you have 2 days off, are you doing anything or just planting yourself on the couch hoping to grow roots so you never have to move again? 😂

@Sparklingwine1 I literally have no idea been getting peaks on my ovualtion tests since wednesday so just decided to test. I have some FRERS coming today will test in the morning 🤞🤞🤞

Morning ladies!!!

It's hilarious isn't it @80sPadme 😂
That did make laugh @Peachycream ... 'I don't have the time or energy to spend my life banging in the hope I don't miss O'. It's so true 😂
Woke up feel shattered today ... not sure I'm going to get through meetings non stop today!

@Nicn19 I can't tell if it's a shadow or a line but looking forward to seeing the FRER tomorrow!

@Nicn19 I'm keeping everything crossed for you 🤞🏼 keep us posted!

@Peachycream I agree - the obsessing probably isn't healthy. I wish our bodies made it more obvious. A loud ovulation siren or traffic light system in our belly buttons would be nice 😂🚦 (green for 'we're good to go!' 🟢🚗💨)