🧙please, fellas impregnate, I’m here to ovulate 🦥

[Peachycream]

And the lucky winner of thread name bingo is:@SareBear87

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Here we go again, 2 threads deep, numerous cheese boards, several BFPs and more to pick up along the way!

We’re a group of hormonal, emotional and down right loveable 30somethings TTC #1
Feel free to join us, nothing is TMI and no one here will judge you, we just love and support each other which some giggles along the way!

Our last thread seemed to have some luck so let’s see how lucky this one is 🥰

If I’ve forgotten anyone I apologise but trying to remember everyone at once is hard!
@Aries491
@Sparklingwine1
@80sPadme
@PurpleCat88
@HRP1990
@CTMcG
@KayL1988
@Dannii892
@Foodster
@glasspaw
@GingerTea333
@Eli707
@SkeletonSkins
@Mrsspoon3
@Emmaldo14

@Peachycream I'm gonna take today easy, just get errands done, OH is away now for 2 days and I got pos OPK this morning, we DTD last night and night before so maybe that was enough to make something happen I seem to ovulate within 24 hours of pos opk so 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻??
I may be able to see him tomorrow and DTD a final time at O but I'm not holding out for that has his work schedule is mental.
Hey, if I'm out another month it's more time on here with you lovely ladies talking about willies and sorts 😂😂

@Sparklingwine1 I’d say see what happens tomorrow, little spikes in temp can happen, it’s more about whether there’s an overall trend upwards.

@Nicn19 I can see a bit of something!!! I wouldn’t wait until tomorrow with the frers, try and barely drink today and then take one later 😂 I’m a bad influence.

@Nicn19 I see a faint line. Keeping everything crossed for you for your FRER.

I think if I was more regular I’d go for the wait wnd see approach but I’d never know if I was late as my cycle is so up the wall 😂😂

@KayL1988 it is true 😂
Sorry you’re so tired! Hopefully you don’t fall sleep in your meetings, make them exciting, get everyone to dress up in ridiculous outfits. I know you can’t but I had an image in my mind of all of you talking really professional all dressed up as clowns, wizards, mermaids and so forth 😂

@Sparklingwine1 I’ve said this before! A little light should shine out of your foof at certain times of the month to tell you what’s going on!

Thank you ladies really trying not to get my Hope's up dont want to be disappointed. I never normally even get a hint of line and it has colour to it too hoping I can hold of till the morning 🤣

@80sPadme at least you managed to get some in so you should be covered. It’s a shame he can’t go but leave his “manhood” behind so you can use it when you need it 😂

@Nicn19 I’m not ignoring you, I just never see the faint lines and I don’t wanna say I can’t see anything and disappoint you, which also goes to anyone else who posts a faint line and I don’t reply 😂 I’m not being rude, I just don’t wanna hurt your feelings 🥰

Morning girls!
@80sPadme I love the summary 😂 this thread is hilarious!

@Peachycream you missed your first 69er comment! We’re now on 85! Tut tut 😂

@SkeletonSkins can we schedule a meeting to discuss charts please? My temperatures are creating a couple of mountains 😂⛰⛰

@Peachycream the thought of everyone dressed up silly cheers me up.. the grumpy director will be dressed as a big toddler in my brain for the rest of the day. I'll use my vivid imagination.

I have no free space for lunch so definitely can't fit in a nap....I now understand why there are laws about not discriminating pregnant women in the workplace 😂

Do you think in the future we'll all have microchips in there tracking what our ovulation fairies are up to and making sure they stop misbehaving??

Yeah I know I did @HRP1990 I was devastated. All the replies seemed to come in at once and I wouldn’t work out who the 69th post was 😂

@KayL1988 you go girl! Imagine that giant man child in a nappy, bonnet and sucking on a dummy! I really need to know if he gets angry in your meeting now because I have this vivid imagine of him actually spitting out his dummy and then crying in a really over the top cartoon fashion.

I don’t know to be honest, I don’t really know how much anyone is actually concrete when it comes to fertility, there doesn’t seem to be any actual cures for anything, just plasters you stick over the top

@HRP1990 I think your chart looks lovely! You are mountainous but it's only moving a slightly bit. I love a good chart... also your recording is so thorough! I imagine you like a scientist checking everything!!

Hi everyone.. hope it's okay for me to tag along!

I'm 27 and DH is 30 and we're TTC #1. I have PCOS so I'm a tad nervous of what may be ahead of us but trying to be positive about everything!

According to my app I'm due AF tomorrow and a FRER was negative this morning so I'm assuming that means it hasn't happened this month (unless they can be wrong the day before or I'm not actually due AF tomorrow)... all of this stuff is way too confusing for me!!

I haven't been able to read through all the posts but have seen quite a lot of discussion about 69 so I feel this may be an interesting thread 🤔🤣

Well funny you should mention it @KayL1988 ..🥼🧳🥽 haha
I never uwake up on time to be honest, I usually take my temperature with my eyes closed and adjust it when I’m awake 😬 #hownottochart

@Unfinishednam welcome to the gang!

We love some mindless chatter in here so feel free to join in with anything/everything you have 😂

It’s all confusing for everyone so don’t worry lovely, there’s no hard and fast rule unfortunately

I can see a possible line @Nicn19 but I wonder if it’s shadow from the left hand side of the stick. Could you upload another photo?

@80sPadme we are in the same boat (although I’m on 7dpo now). I had to go away for work so we only DTD once in the magic ‘Peak’ zone! However, once is all it takes so fingers crossed!

In other news I ordered a thermometer from Amazon yesterday but I didn’t realise it had to be to two decimal places until I’d already opened and used it! 😆 Anyway this morning I was 36.6 so I’ll be interested to see what pattern emerges.

@OnTheRoadNow in work now left the test at home as it was driving me round the twist looking at it I will upload the frer tomorrow or possibly tonight if I cant hold off 🤣🤣🤣

[quote Peachycream]@80sPadme at least you managed to get some in so you should be covered. It’s a shame he can’t go but leave his “manhood” behind so you can use it when you need it 😂[/quote]
Yes true!! How inconsiderate of him not to leave his cock and balls behind 😂😂😂

This cycle I have been taking the proceive max and it has extended my follicular phase from 9 days to 11 🤞🏻🤞🏻 I can't believe it. I am now in the 'healthy for conception' zone. I may get my progesterone checked again to see if it's made a difference there

@80sPadme omg hahahaha
this has had me in tears! I almost spat my tea out 😂😂

Hahah @HRP1990 your chart looks lovely, nothing to be concerned about there at all!

@80sPadme men just don’t think sometimes do they? It’s all very selfish to be honest, he could have at least asked if you needed it before he left and popped it in the fridge! 😂

I’m baffled by my body atm, positive opk this morning (I think??) plus loads of EWCM. Could I be ovulating today?? I have no idea, normally an opk means 24 hours at least doesn’t it but I did have a bit of a rise this morning. Honestly so confused.