🧙please, fellas impregnate, I’m here to ovulate 🦥

[Peachycream]

And the lucky winner of thread name bingo is:@SareBear87

👏 👏 👏 👏

Here we go again, 2 threads deep, numerous cheese boards, several BFPs and more to pick up along the way!

We’re a group of hormonal, emotional and down right loveable 30somethings TTC #1
Feel free to join us, nothing is TMI and no one here will judge you, we just love and support each other which some giggles along the way!

Our last thread seemed to have some luck so let’s see how lucky this one is 🥰

If I’ve forgotten anyone I apologise but trying to remember everyone at once is hard!
@Aries491
@Sparklingwine1
@80sPadme
@PurpleCat88
@HRP1990
@CTMcG
@KayL1988
@Dannii892
@Foodster
@glasspaw
@GingerTea333
@Eli707
@SkeletonSkins
@Mrsspoon3
@Emmaldo14

Here’s the OPK

I find OPKs really frustrating! When is witch 🧙‍♀️ due @SkeletonSkins ??

Also I thought I'd do some science for you all (not sure if anyone is interested) but I've heard that OPKs pick up other hormones but I'd never see any evidence...
So I've just peed on an OPK (and I've been guzzling water all morning and bam) it looks super peak so must be picking up peaks in other hormones.

This thread is hysterical! I was on a course till late so only just checked today but loving the comments haha!!

Welcome @Unfinishednam and @OoFaithoO 😊😊😊

Didn't manage to BD last night as I zonked out, sooo tired! Gonna make some time tonight then aim for every other day ish for the next week / 2 weeks if I can haha!

How is everyone else doing? Xxx

@KayL1988 no clue, I’ve not ovulated yet 😂 so AF is delayed indefinitely until I do 😂😂

[quote Peachycream]@80sPadme men just don’t think sometimes do they? It’s all very selfish to be honest, he could have at least asked if you needed it before he left and popped it in the fridge! 😂[/quote]
Omg 😂😂😂😂
I am roaring

hey everyone! I moved over the weekend so have been away from the thread and looool, I've clearly missed a lot! Love the new name!

Im CD6 today so hopefully getting ready for FW next week. Trying out EPO and preseed this month, see if that makes a difference. I also just realised that I have a friend coming to visit right in the peak of FW, so haven't timed that too well. Hopefully our walls are thick :P

@SkeletonSkins that OPK look pretty high but I think the only way you’ll know is 3 temp rises. Hang in there and keep DTD 🤞

@KayL1988 that’s so interesting!! I’ve read that pregnancy can cause peak OPKs but I’ve never seen it for my own eyes! Thanks for conducting the experiment for us lol

Of course @HRP1990 🧪🧬 love science

This is hilarious and reminded me of ‘Sh**gged married annoyed’ episode from last week which is a hilarious podcast by Chris and Rosie Ramsey.

They read out stories from the public (usually anonymously) and one of last weeks stories was exactly this! The couple were trying to conceive and he was going to be away so left some of his ‘product’ in ice cube trays and froze them for her (do not do this BTW - if would definitely not work!! 😂). Anyway a few weeks later they had a party and one of their guests helped themselves to a drink and popped in a couple of ‘ice cubes’ 🤮🤢🤮 They told him and he was the one writing in to the podcast with the story 🤣

Oops was meant to quote @Peachycream and @80sPadme 😂😅

Welcome to the thread @Unfinishednam!

Your chart looks great @HRP1990, your temps are nice and high! Think some peaks are normal and it’s staying well over cover line.

I think I can see a line @Nicn19! It’s so nerve wracking isn’t it! Hope you get a BFP on your next test!!

@SkeletonSkins Ooh that looks promising! Hope you ovulate today! 🤞🏻

@KayL1988 that is really interesting! I’ve heard about that but didn’t know if it was a myth. That’s good to know!

That is horrific @PurpleCat88!! 🤢

Sooo I have some of the Easy@ Home pregnancy test strips. How many DPO do I have to wait before using one? Today I’m 7dpo.

I always spot for days before my period arrives so if it’s not my month I’ll know pretty soon!

So I need you all to tell me Im being ridiculous and you can’t see anything (@Peachycream you can start as you said you never see faint lines!! 😂)
My temp had gone up this morning (have attached my chart) so I got a bit curious and did a test. I’m still 6 days away from 🧙‍♀️ and this is a really cheap not very sensitive at all test (a third less sensitive than a FRER) but I’m driving myself nuts thinking maybe I can see a very faint line! I’ve even gone a bit crazy and changed the contrast on an app to try and see if I’m imagining things! 🙈😂 I’ve attached the original and modified one.
Please tell me I’m being ridiculous and imagining things so I’ll stop getting my hopes up too much!!

The lines look even fainter uploaded on here, so I reckon I’m definitely imagining it now!

I can definitely see a line @Mrsspoon3, I didn’t even have to zoom in!!

I can 100% see that line @Mrsspoon3! You HAVE to go and wee on a FRER!!

@PurpleCat88

This is hilarious and reminded me of ‘Sh**gged married annoyed’ episode from last week which is a hilarious podcast by Chris and Rosie Ramsey.

They read out stories from the public (usually anonymously) and one of last weeks stories was exactly this! The couple were trying to conceive and he was going to be away so left some of his ‘product’ in ice cube trays and froze them for her (do not do this BTW - if would definitely not work!! 😂). Anyway a few weeks later they had a party and one of their guests helped themselves to a drink and popped in a couple of ‘ice cubes’ 🤮🤢🤮 They told him and he was the one writing in to the podcast with the story 🤣

I had to stop catching up with the rest of the thread just to reply to this.

(Please read as Janice from friends) oh.my.god! 🤢
Can you imagine!?
“Hey man, I just used some of your ice cubes and now I have white bits floating in my jack and coke, I think you need to get your water checked!”
“……….funny story…….”

I think even @Peachycream will be able to see that one 😂

@Mrsspoon3 I actually do see that one so it can’t be that faint!

Oh my goodness really @OnTheRoadNow and @HRP1990?! Can’t believe even you see it @Peachycream!! I was convinced I was imagining it and seeing what I wanted to see haha. I have had positives twice before in 5 months ttc and they’ve gone negative (chemicals) so trying not to get my hopes up, but at least starting with a line gives me a much better chance than no line!! I will go and get a better test today!

@Mrsspoon3 I’m glad I can see it! Congratulations!
Selfishly, I love it when people say they have a faint line and I actually see it.
With some of the ones on here that I see I end up having to zoom in, change the brightness on my phone, squint and I still get nothing! People who see the super squinters must have like x-ray vision or something 😂

On the plus side, we all know that if I can see a line, there’s definitely one to be seen! 😂😂

I can see a line @Mrsspoon3 and your graph looks amazing!
Maybe it's the pre-seed!?
Get a FRER if you can. Keeping everything crossed 🤞🏼

Ahhhhh @Mrsspoon3 I can see a line so clearly 🥰🥰🥰🥰

@Mrsspoon3 I'm still learning about the fertility friend graphs. Yours is really interesting to look at. What day do you think you ovulated... CD 24?