TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

🤞🏻💓😘🥳🙌🏻

Taking up their seats & buckling up...

@Franklydear
@Vil10 - here for ride, not of the TTC kind for now!
@lexber
@MoominC
@DeafChef1
@amy2503
@2alreadywantanother
@JJ93
@Jam291
@InkyPaper
@bez91
@meredithgrey1
@haiyaa
@VikingsandDragons
@Ronnii
@minthumbugs
@Katao
@larrythelizard
@DKDK123
@pennysays
@Dollybird89
@justwant2beamum
@EllieAdam
@Hopeful110
@clolo
@MessyBob89
@DKDK123
@kaylesd
@ArrrMeHearties
@wicketbasket
@Billythecat
@Messybob89
@tornado2Inc

Just about hanging on with fingertips
@sausage1990

IVF/IUI/ICSI /clomid passengers as well as TTC on the side!
@somatronic
@unCliche
@clolo
@notyetamumbuttrying
@katao
@Dollybird89
@MartyMcShy
@juno231
@paintfairy
@gensola
@crazydoglady123
@Sunbird84
@babyghirl
@katiekatty

Newly promoted to the bump list!
@michelleScarn
@blackcurrantqueen

And with DOUBLE bumps
@crazydoglady123
@madeoftea

Bumps & babies who want to keep track of us 👀
@clairey844
@Missgoldilocks
@lucyrp
@KateColx
@blodyn91
@Catherinettc
@Busybee143
@Ltay2
@BlondePotter
@Clairey844
@Gem176
@kirky658
@Hollie657
@justanothercyster
@DJmum83
@Thinkingandblinking
@florence13
@2020mission
@Asthenia
@Hopeful110

First on! Whoop! Thanks @Minster2012 I'm enjoying the relaxed bus riding with plenty of shagging and no temping, POAS or obsessing over fertility friends 🥳🥳🥳

Hello so sorry I have been falling off this.
Been very ill they think it's my thyroid.

I will mark my place and go try catch up.
Hope everybody is doing ok xxx

Jumping on! Thanks for the stellar job on driving the last bus @larrythelizard!

Love the title @Minster2012 😏 🧀 🍆 good to have you back at the helm!

Oh no @DJmum83, what’s going on?! Hope you are feeling better now?

I love your intro to the thread! @Minster2012

I am here for June 2021 TTC, we are definitely still trying. But not going so hard this month. Just loving on one another and hoping we have a little slip up. No temping or POAS for this cycle. Just lots of practice for me and the Hubby since we are going on vacation! So risky beach practice for us this cycle.

Wishing everyone good luck and positive vibes on your journey!

Taking my seat... Thanks for setting up the new bus @Minster2012

Yay new thread! Thanks bus driver, enjoy your bonk! 😜

Sitting in the luggage rack........

All aboard!!! Excellent work, as usual, thank you driver
And a special mention to @larrythelizard, you drove very well

@Haiyaa just haven't felt right sleeping constantly, no energy, amongst lots of other symptoms, then at weekend I got rushed in as my heart rate was so fast but keeps dropping a beat like an ectopic heartbeat they have done bloods and think it's down to my thyroid.
Waiting to hear a treatment plan.
How are you doing xx

Hoping out of the camper van and onto the bus...

Marking my place to lurk! Will try to keep up more this time 🤞🏼

Oh @DJmum83 that sounds horrible, hope DH is taking care of you and get you a treatment plan soon x

Joining for the journey.

Morning all, taking my seat 😚

Morning lovelies quick scroll before work! early bus ride with my monthly pass 🤣✨ even tempted to get a bus pass holder with flowers on since I stick around so much 💁🏼‍♀️

Thanks for the new bus @Minster2012 and thank you @larrythelizard for driving the last one!

@Minster2012 no I'll confess

@Madeoftea have you had any thoughts to vaginal birth or c section?

@bez91 thank you so much!

@paintfairy how does your coloured stay so clean when you have no running water 😱
I randomly was talking to someone who lived on a boat the other day and they have to fill the tank up on the boat with a hose but did have a shower

@Franklydear that thread 🤣

@DJmum83 hope you feel better soon! Sounds scary!

Omg this thread 😅

Craving carpet www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnancy/4260670-craving-carpet

Morning ladies & ive realised I made a balls up already by not adding the newbies onto the list despite @larrythelizard giving me allllll the info

I think I need retraining!

Sorry @KiwiTTC1st
@Sezzy25

@Minster2012 on the toddler with an iPad subject from yesterday, DS has one we bought for the "family" so he doesn't think its his but it is and he managed to lock himself out of it by trying to to do the password wrong a million and one times. Spent ages on chat to apple support who told me to log into iCloud off another device then remove the iPad from that iCloud account then tried to say I needed to go onto the device to fix it and I was like well you just removed it and now said iPad is broken. Only had it a year and I can't afford to take it into an apple store to fix something they broke 🙋🏼‍♀️😂 don't you love kids

@Franklydear the rota always tends to be tits up anyway but I thought that was beyond a joke ...

@larrythelizard I was just imagining the heat in the middle of July combined with exhaustion and being pregnant and didn't think it would be a good mix 🥵🥵

@Crazydoglady123 that wasn't what I expected when I first clicked on that link 😂 I'm scared to get pregnant now 😆

@Crazydoglady123 @notyetamumbuttrying a lady I worked with craved soil (more the smell of it) when she was pregnant all 3 times, to the point where she would bring an envelope of soil in every day to get a "fix" 🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying seriously though if that scares you about getting pregnant DON'T talk to the pregnant ladies 😬

Welcome back aboard one and all we are hoping for many short rides and kicking ppl off especially some old girls! (OGs)

@lucyrp so is it still locked? You should be able to do what Apple said I think from any other device?

@Minster2012 it's been locked for about 3 months now, said it needs to be plugged into iTunes but tried that and it doesn't work and I can't do what they said because they made me remove the device and when that didn't work they asked me to go back to the bit with all devices but obviously there were no devices because they asked me to remove it 🙈

@DJmum83 are you ok? Sounds like you are having a tough time at the minute 🥰