TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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@Catherinettc following now❤️

@notyetamumbuttrying it'll be that bean getting all nice and snuggly🤞🏼

@Minster2012 oooo very interesting on the spotting stopping👀

Just had a huggee blob of ewcm stringing from the vag when I went to the toilet, flo had me at ov yesterday and I've been very wet last few days and cramps so think it's today! Which means my cycles will be getting back into normal sync, but flo has predicted af for the 28th which is OH's birthday and we're on a spa day, bloody typical!!!

Finally booked somewhere... Guess what... I did it 🤣 🤣 bombarded him as soon as he got home from work so he let me book it 😂😂 looks nice as well and some great views and decent pub grub ☺️

Did have some blood today when doing the ole wipe so maybe af is coming early to ruin the weekend away FFS .. just my luck to get a shorter cycle now! 🤦

Well @notyetamumbuttrying my Clearblue chart is telling me period due today and Femometer says I'm 7dpo, & with the entire week of ewcm plus high probability of non ovulation basically who the flip knows I have to prepare for everything!

@paintfairy & @Catherinettc you can be reserved extra padded seats & painkillers on tap on the new bus 🤪

@Somatronic ahhh I see, we learn so much here 🙌🏻

@Vil10 hanging out 🤣go ewcm! But not ideal timing, but hey spa trip! Woooo

@Dollybird89 that's great on having somewhere booked, looks lovely! But more spotting or something grrrrrrrrrr

@bez91 I did wonder how on earth you managed that bruise! Still a weird one despite the explanation... Next/final round is tomorrow at 1pm. I'm thinking it could be sod's law if they offer me a job and I finally get preggers - but I wouldn't complain!

@Dollybird89 ah well done for booking something but BOO for OH getting away with it again. Strategic incompetence has won again lol.

@Kirky658 I've thought that too - I have no idea who you are on insta to the point I'm not sure if I'm even following you... check out @Tornado2Inc latest post and I'm the one who's just commented with an 88 in the username.

@Juno231 thought that might be you. You used to be the sunflower, no? 😂

Yes to strategic incompetence as a tactic @Juno231 absolute bane of my life!

Oh that's annoying @Minster2012, the not knowing!

Also potentially annoying @Dollybird89 but a shorter cycle is to be welcome right?!

What will be will be right @Juno231?! Just go with it.

@juno231 latest comment for me was someone with a dp of a pregnancy test so didnt help me 🤣 but if you're who I think you are I've just messaged you lol x

@Kirky658 oh lol! The post before that one! Didn't realise Tornado had posted several around the same time. Didn't get your message so you def haven't found me

@Tornado2Inc no never a sunflower, that was one of us I think but can't remember who

@larrythelizard agreed - just go with the flow. and omg my husband is the kind of strategic incompetence..

@juno231 she's doing it to confuse me hehe 😂 right I'm sure I've just followed you! Apologies to whoever I just messaged 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Dollybird89 yay so glad you booked somewhere!! Sod's law is at it again with an earlier AF when you've planned a trip! What a witch 🧙
@Vil10 god I really hope it is, feeling more and more periody now 😩
So ru going to try today or still waiting until you get back from the trip? Love a spa day!
@Minster2012 you really do, our bodies can be nuts!!
@Juno231 good luck for tomorrow matey! 🤞🏾
@Kirky658 I bet you messaged @clolo as I used to think that was @Juno231 😂

I also love a spa day and would kill for one I think @Vil10 - AF or no AF!

So I've had a couple of instances of stabby vag and now stabby right boob. Definitely not symptom spotting 🙄 FFS body!

@Catherinettc 🤣 yeah, we'll sit in the corner. Painkillers on tap.

@Kirky658 that was me 😂

Jealous of your upcoming spa day @Vil10

Builders have started work today on our house extension and Day 1 they've burst a mains water pipe 😩 that shouldn't even be there according to the water company ?? Next door now don't have water (we do) so we are supplying them with buckets of water so they can use their toilet. Builders have buggered off for the day and we are waiting for a plumber to come with a part to fix it. Trying to stay zen 🧘‍♀️

Everyone will be pleased to know the progesterone stain on the skirt has come out in the wash 👍

@Juno231 last round interview tomorrow? God massive good luck, and if you didn't send that email last time, change it a bit & send after tomorrow 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻all the luck!

@larrythelizard is your interview weds? Stubby everything aside!

@notyetamumbuttrying nooooo it's not periody, it's snuggling 🤗

@Amy00 god that's so annoying, I mean at least you've got water but obs not great for your neighbours! Pleased the stain came out 🤣

Yeah not a formal interview but an initial 'chat' (so a non HR interview then 🙄) on weds. Really need a negative test and a well child tomorrow so I can get some prep done!

I am going to be sitting on the roof for a while, drinking vodka and cursing everything

@Juno231 I thought weird too, my physio friend said it's quite common in that area for bruising with ligament damage. All the best for tomorrow! Go smash it girl 💪🏼

@Amy00 argggh how bloody annoying, hopefully that's the only hiccup!

Hope you're ok @Franklydear 💕 noticed you'd been quiet today

@Minster2012 ohh I really hope so! I nearly cried earlier cos I felt so periody. It's what I always do before it as well so I'm kinda thinking it's coming. 😩😒
@larrythelizard ooh well done and good luck for Wednesday! Hope your child gets better, stat! Xx
@Franklydear I might sit up there with you if I get a bfn or af! Hope you're ok x

@franklydear hope you're okay x

@Minster2012 unless af doesnt decide to show up?? Or even a day later would be ideal!!

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm not giving up hope for you!! Well we've been having regular sex with no protection since last af finished so seems like we're TTC again, and OH has been thrusting on me every time I bend down ever since I walked through the door😂

@larrythelizard there's a really good one near us and I rang a month ago to book for OH's birthday and they were fully booked until September for all day spas!! But I managed to book us in for a twilight full body massage at 5 then the night spa 6-9 and got us tapas and cocktails on the terrace too! I can't bloody wait!

@Amy00 ohhh that sounds a right pain!! There's always something with builders isn't there!! Glad the stain came out😂

@Franklydear sending hugs x

Man now I'm even more jealous @Vil10!! Sort of hoping a hen do gets canned with the change of restrictions so I could drag DH away for a night....!

@Franklydear we're with you. Although not sure vodkas my bag. I think I could get shit faced on rum if you'll allow that?!

@Vil10 haha love that! Sounds fun too 😜

Thank you all, I am ok although disappointed, I just need a little break, and don’t you dare @notyetamumbuttrying, still hoping for you

@larrythelizard añejo only

Sorry you are feeling down @Franklydear, enjoy your vodka and I think you probably deserve some of those yummy looking Greek pastries!

@notyetamumbuttrying I’ve had AF back aches since around 5dpo. They are easing off a bit now but still have them, so don’t lose hope!

Looks like we are going to have lots of testers and interviews this week, keeping my fingers crossed for you all!