TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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@Minster2012 noted 😂 and your boden jumpsuit sounds lovely! I bloody love a jumpsuit!! X

Oh bless you @DJmum83, did you have thyroid issues before you were pregnant? I know they usually need to monitor you a bit more closely and increase your levothyroxine. Hopefully they sort it all out for you but it must have been pretty frightening! I’m ok, just crawling through another 2ww 🤪

@feliznavidad2 can’t see you on the list so welcome to the bus.... price of admission is an embarrassing story please. And maybe a little about yourself? Or maybe I’ve missed you on one of the previous threads, they are very fast paced!

Hmmm @lucyrp I'd try Apple support again, there's gotta be some way to unlock it. Mind you I need to speak to Apple support today too as when I clicked on a link at the weekend (to get a menu for a pub) I keep getting a calendar full of these notifications saying my phone is compromised??? I hate technology

@Crazydoglady123 oh that's interesting! Never really thought about how boat people do things. But water is definitely good. And clean? Who needs to be clean? No one cares. 🤣 Probably not a great choice in horse colour though but at least it's mostly only legs. I am contemplating a show and wondering if I can be bothered with the clean issue.
@Franklydear I was just reading the wedding/jumpsuit post. What on earth. In any colour I think that would be hideous to wear to a wedding! I don't have the figure for a nice jumpsuit though, never mind something like that. 🤣

@Franklydear @paintfairy thinking about it - my parents had a shotgun wedding! At 22 and 23, such babies

@notyetamumbuttrying pregnancy is not at all glam believe me 🤣🤣 I think the craving none food items though is a sign of iron deficiency, called pica I remember reading somewhere.

DH and I just chilling this morning, off to stay at our wedding venue for 2 nights later so so so so excited. Yay for hot pregnancy sex! 🤣🤰

Heyyyy 💕

Thanks everyone.
I think I maybe had thyroid problem before I got pregnant but never got picked up but the pregnancy has made it 10 x worse, last night was my worst with the heart palpitations. Really hope I get to hear from endocrinologist today.

@Haiyaa fingers crossed for your TWW. Xx

@Juno231 thank you. How are you doing?

@Minster2012 I'm struggling just want these heat palpitations to stop. They are scaring the shit out of me. They make me struggle for breath and cough.
More importantly how are you? Really hope you get a static soon.

Massive congratulations to the twins I really hope all goes well.

And to the egg collection woohoo roll on Sunday. Xxx

@DJmum83 I'm sorry to hear about your thyroid problems. Your GP should give you a beta blocker to ease the palpitations while you're waiting on the endocrinologist.

I assume it's hyperthyroidism you're dealing with?

I had a dream last night where I was sleeping with Donald Trump and I liked it. I woke up hating myself and wanting to die I had a migraine last night so I'm blaming that for the horrible nightmares.

@Somatronic they just seem so reluctant to give me anything totally fed up,

Omg what a dream 😂😂 xx

Morning all! Still on the bus just sitting quietly, reading how your all doing, hoping for lots of bfps this month!

16weeks and gone public which has actually been quite scary but liberating!

Keep up the 🍆 none this end, to my husbands dismay, I would love to, but mental block due to the RMC baggage 😓 xxx

@Juno231 hahaha the baby of the bus! Aww love that!! Fingers crossed for a Father's Day announcement to OH🤞🏼

Thanks for the new bus @Minster2012 ❤️

Some more up to date pics of the pups from this morning!! The first one is called Rodney, he's the only one without a home, it's breaking my heart☹️ and the second is my mums Albert

Morning all
Slept by bits today and then ds woke up at 7, but manage to convince him to stay in my bed a bit and slept again till 9
@DJmum83 hope things improve soon, get more demanding they can’t leave you just waiting
@Vil10 they are lovely, what will happen to Rodney ?
@Somatronic that’s one sick nightmare...
@Minster2012 I think we need to bet that jump suit, I promise not to start a thread about it....
@Juno231 where was the wedding? In Spain, at those ages would definitely been a shotgun wedding...in my day, at least,
@lucyrp go to an apple store, the guys there can probably help you, and won’t do anything that cost money, when my —ds really— iPad got broken, they advice that buying a cheap non iPad tabletwould be cheaper than repairing for what we use it, so we did that

@Franklydear Sweden. But it was the 80s where loads were getting married at that age as times were really good. Secure jobs, easy to rent and so people were skipping higher education and had no reason to wait for kids. Now on the other hand the average age for women to get married in Sweden is 34.7!

@vil10 noooo poor Rodney! Why? He looks like a sweetheart

@Thinkingandblinking 16 weeks already! Any odd reactions to your announcement at all or are people being lovely?

@Somatronic hahahahahahahahahahahah trump shagger

@Franklydear @Juno231 I have no idea why nobody wants him, he's definitely the cutest and he's the biggest too!! People have actually seen him and said no!! A few more people have messaged today that are interested in him so I hope one of them takes him! Id love to keep him but it's just not practical, OH can't have 3 dogs at work, he was pushing it with 2, and I can't commit to looking after him during the day☹️

Hi @Minster2012, I'm here too I posted a bit on the last thread but lost track a bit as it moves so fast! BFN last cycle, a crappy 8 day luteal phase and barely any bleeding during my period so not feeling very positive at the moment. I'm on CD5 now so just waiting for ovulation

Congratulations @Crazydoglady123 on your twin news!

Trump @Somatronic?! Wtaf?!

Taking my seat on the new bus, sorry didn't mean to post and run last night, DH came home from work so had to fill him in and he went from we're not trying anymore to right you ARE getting referred to the RMC and they WILL let you try progesterone.....infact referrals can take ages can't we just buy it online now to try it? 😂 Bless his enthusiasm I think he just needed a bit of hope that there was some other avenue to try.

@Minster2012 I chuckled at the thought of your workmate getting her soil fix 🤣🤣🤣 I had no weird cravings with DS but my mum had a major craving for freshly laid tar she couldn't go near a newly tarred road for fear of actually giving in and biting it 🙈

@djmum83 it must be quite scary for you. Hope the endocrinologist can help with some answers today.

@somatronic that dream 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so did he know his stuff in the dream then? 🤔🤣

@vil10 Rodney & Albert are just too cute. Your mum is so lucky to have Albert but how can people have rejected poor Rodney he's adorable! Hopefully he gets his forever home soon to some lucky family.

@Somatronic I just spat my coffee out reading that, these pics for you (I need to delete them now!)

@DKDK123 bless him that's great though he's getting involved & wanting it to be rectified, I think we do so much of these things on our own as women it's great. He is right you WILL get referred after tomorrow 💪🏻biting tar?? Really!

@Vil10 how can boobs want Rodney?? Love Albert he's got attitude

@polkadotpixie hey apologies! You are on the list now thank you. How long are your cycles normally?

@Juno231 my parents got married that young too & I just think 🙀. Btw is the appointment 17th June or July? I def want you to NOT reach the 20s for cycles 🤞🏻

@Franklydear you mean like there really was wasn't a thread about my bum flap onesie 🤣😱

Thanks for all the slagging for the Trump shagging, I guess I deserve that! I can only put it down to migraine, migraine meds and getting some D for the first time in a week or so last night?

@Vil10 what a lovely dog! I am on the lookout for dogs but people are charging around €1000 which I won't pay. The pounds are empty since everyone is working from home so no luck there either. I hope he finds a new family soon. He's gorgeous.

@Minster2012 June! No idea when though, need to dig out the letter from ages back.

@Somatronic it was the meds, yaaaaaaaaa whaddddeva!! 🤣😂

@Juno231 I think you need to dig out the letter!

So I'm on day 4 of ewcm today, bearing in mind I hardly ever had ewcm before I'm astounded (maybe thanks to EPO & grapefruit juice!) And obviously as we all know you are meant to bang when you get ewcm, kinda tiring though & don't want to induce more TTC fatigue...we DTD a lot at the weekend but every other day is ok right? Combining it with day 10 of flashing joker smiles means we've been DTD every other day or more up til now, that's gotta be enough right even if I don't see a peak?

Place marking. Not up to speed on this thread yet but from the last one thank you @DKDK123 I guess I can expect the same so when I get the next jab. Af has arrived at least so only lengthened cycle by about 4 days. So sorry you are being sent round in circles for help. Hope the gp does as they should and refers x

Welcome back behind the wheel @Minster2012 and thanks for keeping us on course @larrythelizard

@Somatronic @Minster2012 that first photo has the vibe of paint me like one of your french girls jack, made my lunch break that🤣🤣🤣🤣

Our play date has fallen through, the other boy is ill, so we decided we are not going anywhere, dh will just have to roll his eyes at us, this is what happens when you live with two introverts after lockdown