Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

Purdey - in the interest if science I have just checked and found I have a swollen gland in the left side of my groin... So providing I see a temp rise tomorrow I would say that that theory about glands and ovulation is true! No noticeable difference in size of vulva though. Xx

Bean that is a big drop, I think AF will be coming soon

A bit late to catch up but I hate Nutella, marmite & peanut butter.
msAR poas!

spinnin I am a week behind eastenders due to spending my life on here. So please don't tell me!!

Got rushed off last min on a course this pm then visited FIL in hospital so have skim read dwarves etc! You fanny bunch! 4dpo and from 5pm I've had awful back pain. Now I cant even bend down and have got abdominal pains. Would think AF is coming if I didn't know I can't be as only just ov'd. Went to zumba and couldn't do any of it. Hot water bottle under me whilst I try to lay flat now. Had a little cry. Feeling very sorry for myself.

Oops funny!

It is indeed a diet forum The Pug.

Every year, I have three pancakes: 1 Golden Syrup, 1 lemon and sugar and 1 Nutella. It is now the Nutella's turn, but I want another Golden Syrup. I am torn between tradition and sugar craving.

I prefer fanny!

Fanny bunch seems appropriate mummyofone! X

Hahaha at mummy!! Just spat out my pancake laughing :)

Should I take that personally *Mummyofone?

'I prefer fanny! Tell us summat we didn't know, Juney!

Sammy, how totes exciting!! Oh, I am dying to know if I get a swollen 'un - especially on the right-hand side where my remaining tube is

Sparkly, I'll call off the dogs..

Eskimo, I have only just stopped crying from your post I love you all, though, I really do. You're rather special fwends.

Although I really hope you feel better soon

Hope you feel better soon, mummy.

I have had 5 pancakes and may never move again. Two had a cheesy sauce with mushrooms, onions & peppers, one salted caramel spread & banana, one Nutella & one maple syrup & banana. I will be living on salad the rest of the week, but it was so worth it!

Juney, symptom spotting after 2 days is pretty impressive!

dammit! I should have thought that through!

even worse, it's only 1po!

Having a snigger at juney's 'confession

I can't believe no-one has ice cream in the middle of their pancakes! Is it common or summat?

I have been a right rebel and overridden FF's pinpointing of ov; I'm going by my ov pains this month

Oh, Aurora, I'm still giggling at your explanations of absurd symptom-spotting Loved it today when you lot were bantering.

Purdey, icecream in the middle is terribly lower class. I had mine on the side.

Juney, what are you going to call your baby in 9 month's time?

I want sodding af to hurry up! I find the first day the worst - once it's actually happening I'm usually drinking wine quite philosophical about the whole business

What I hate is this...the 'is this implantation? Is it a period? Do I need a tampon?' malarkey. It's also coinciding with a hiking trip this weekend...cos nothing makes the outdoors more fun than the necessity of changing a tampon on a Welsh mountainside. It makes the outdoor wee look positively easy to execute with dignity...

eskimo it is a great little community isn't it? Especially since I guess most of us aren't discussing it in real life with anyone except partners and maybe our doctors. We would all have a whale of a time in the pub - at least until we got thrown out for excessive discussion of fanny fluids

Pa ha! Nomio

Sparkly, I had a horrible feeling the consult whisked you off to one of his wards for a D&C. I've been praying like mad and so relieved to hear you're well

Oh my goodness... Just spent ages reading up on you all! Have copied and pasted all my replies below. But first.. Thank you all so much for thinking of me today and then also for the concern when I hadn't shown my face! Ha ha. You are all.. just.. It! Amazing! Thank you. Here's my replies.. No idea where to start on my app I'll post a brief update after my replies...

Wood sorry about AF! I'll be joining you on march bus though!!!

Sammy hope you see a temp rise soon!!

Spinning hiya love! What a cheeky student!! Ha. Sorry your temp has dropped!! but your symptoms sound alright don't they?? Hurry up TWW! Obviously you buy meridian ha

Ahhh Purdey how did you get on at docs?! Not a fun morning for you then!!! .. Just read how you got on! ... Camera! Fun! I'm sure you will cope with it like the pro you are of course... Best get down the wax parlour sharpish! I hate peanut butter too!!

Oh Winter what wonderful wonderful news that you soooo deserve lovely!! Overjoyed for you

Eskimo fingers crossed for you! Either way great your cycle has started taking shape!

Bowies oh yeh oops I may have ignored that point on the instructions... hope your temp rises consistently soon for you

Mrsb sending sorry things still rubbish. Hope the sugar rush from the pancakes helped!!

Boris dtd!!! Yes!

Aurora yes. You are a mutant. Nutella is

Nomio don't do it don't do it step away from the sticks! No no no! Too early

Juney hope the boys have settled in... Fingers hugely crossed for you!

Marys fingers crossed lovely!! TWW is a riot isnt it?! I love your coven ladies! Wish I could join!

Knit I really hope this is a BFP on route!! You may get a BFP later everyone is different! It can change in a day!

I hate marmite!!! Not the MNetter.. The actual spread. Marmite I love you Obvs. I'm so glad you spoke to doctor. Hope you hear soon.

Excited so so happy for you! Great!!! Wishing you happy and healthy pregnancy, please give us all your stats lovely!

mummy how was fil? Sorry you are in pain,how strange

You ladies have been on top form today, I'll have to stop having a sneaky catch up at work - hard not to laugh out loud.
This bus is such a great place - can tell as so many of us who should be on the March bus are still hanging on the back.

Ice cream?! In a hot crepe! Madness!!

purdey alexander bjorn or agnetha of course!

Much more importantly, all this talk of pancake-nutella action is making me mad that i forgot to buy any and had to settle for good ol' lemon and sugar

Oh Purds no way!! Sorry you were thinking that. I can't explain how drained I was when I came back them my mum and mil wanted updated so had to go over it all again separately so just needed a rest!

Lemon juice + my current coldsore/mouth ulcer combo = sweet sweet pain

am in pancake coma - that's a pregnancy symptom right?