Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

I second that laura love this bus!

Test MsAR !!!

MsAR......poas!!!!

Eskimo, tis a lovely place to be, stops me from boring dp to death about ttc

Ooh who's watching eastenders live?
Who dunnit?

eskimo what you said! Couldn't have put it better myself :)

Where is sparkly? Hope everything is ok.

Just stuffed myself with dh uhmm..pancakes. Off to poas opk and check my ladies parts for cm.

I've spoken to DP and he's happy for me to wait until Monday when he comes back from a conference. I'm seeing my friends on Sunday and don't want to tell them yet but know they'll ask and I just can't lie! At least I can honestly tell them I don't know and I'm not drinking just in case!

Hi girls!

I'm alive! Drained but alive! I'm just having some dinner then gonna read back and see what you have all been up to today! Today went ok, I shall update all as soon as fed and get some energy in me! Prob in an hour or so!

Hope you are all ok

Ooo glad you didn't fall into your potty Sparkly looking forward to your update!

Oh MsAR keeping us on tenterhooks!

I hope Sparkly is ok.

I finally called the Doctors today. Was told the midwife will call in a few weeks - glad I got myself worked up. About the call

• OPK and no ewcm. Guess we'll just keep dtd and hope for the best. Puzzled

Ditto eskimo It's gotta be the only place where we can witter on chat about cm, dwarves, pancakes, piles and any other random topic that seems important at the time. My dh has no idea I am on this thread and probably just thinks I am playing it cool during the tww. The fool.

Waaah another fb pregnancy announcement :(

Come on sparkly eat up. Your public awaits!

juney defriend 'em, for the sole reason that's is so tacky to announce on fb. Did they change their profile pic to their 12w scan?!

I couldn't agree more, eskimo. This place keeps me sane & I think there are some amazing people on here.

I wish we could all go for a drink in real life, it would be hilarious!

Oh aye nomio half of you would be on gin, 1/4 would be on grapefruit juice and 1/4 on orange juice.

That would be amazing nomio! My mum is on a forum called Pig To Twig and she's met up with loads of people from there, from all over the country. She's made some really good friends!

Most of my closest friends are online, online people are much better than real people

I have cramps and backache :( what does it mean?!!?

Sorry juney , my comment was a tad mean. Bitter old me.

Hahaha nah I was very tempted after I found out it wasn't actually an announcement but one of those wanky breast cancer bollocks posts. Makes it even worse!

Hope today went ok for you Sparkly

Gaah - I'm working away from home so have hardly had any chance to work on my laptop keep up with this thread. I'm also very upset I'm missing pancake day and will definitely have to make up for that this weekend.

8DPO here. No real symptoms other than painful nipples the last 4 or 5 days, which I've never had before. Will not be poas until at least Sunday. Any recommendations on which ones to buy? Cheapest ones that will be reliable?

eskimo is Pig to Twig a diet forum? Amazing name
Marys totally agree with DH thinking I've totally forgotten all about 2WW and not knowing about our secret online notes-swapping

ThePug I've heard very good things about the superdrug own twinpack

Our secrets are safe here pug

I can't move. Stuffed to the brim with pancakes smothered in Nutella and drizzled with a little honey.

Hope your doctors appointment went well sparkly been thinking of you this afternoon. update us when you can.

No news for moi. Waiting to be fertile. Waiting for ovulation sticks to come. I just seem to spend my life waiting.??