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Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

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purdeybirdie · 13/02/2015 19:37

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

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MrsGingerbread · 15/02/2015 21:02

Just popping over from the March bus to cheer you all on.

Hope all goes really well for you all. Fingers crossed for you Juney - so glad your swimmers arrived in time. What a journey they have been on!

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:04

Aww thanks MrsG I'm reckoning my OTD will be 1st March so I'll be seeing you over on March Bus just now.

Talking of Fosters, I tell you who I didn't realise was of the gay! Jodie Foster!

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purdeybirdie · 15/02/2015 21:06

Sparkly, Ugh. It sounds as though AF is on its way. Are you okay? It's hard when all that effort and hope has been invested. There is no hiding from the misery AF brings, but then we go to sleep and when we wake it is a new cycle, with brand new hope and brand new opportunity to get pregnant. It's a numbers game for most of us and you, more than anyone, have the resolve to play this game - but allow yourself to be p**d off with the universe for the moment Thanks

Juney, I am a cat freak and currently have two. I've had cats consistently since I left home, including a Bengal kitten from a breeder who failed to tell me he had the feline version of AIDS Hmm I got my money back. I don't love cats that much.

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juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:08

That's a bastard of a breeder! Mine is lovely thankfully, she has 17 persians roaming her house/garden (she has a cat run), a big beautiful tom came bounding at me when I was there and now I wish I had got a boy cat instead!

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purdeybirdie · 15/02/2015 21:08

Erm..your gaydar is appalling, Juney, if you didn't know that!

Spinning, what did you row about?

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purdeybirdie · 15/02/2015 21:11

Juney, this breeder seemed exceptional. No idea what she was playing at.

Your relationship with your beloved moggy will change inexorably when you bring your baby home. I won't say anything further, but remember my words....

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juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:12

I suspect I'm a gay man deep down :( can always tell a gay man and last year whilst watching Prison Break had a brief thing for Wentworth Miller.

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:13

I know, the other day I was playing with her and thought omg what am I about to do to you :(

Giddymamma · 15/02/2015 21:14

HA! But yes, I believe he swims in the other lane.

Sparkly123 · 15/02/2015 21:15

Whatttt Juney of course she is!!!
Prison break? Love it. One of my favs.

Giddymamma · 15/02/2015 21:19

I was always torn... Wentworth so beautiful... Intense... Intelligent.... Finally decided he would be too much like hard work and ton prefer his cheeky chappy cell mate with beautiful teeth. But the FBI agent had summat about him. I know I should be talking about cervical mucus and not parading around men I fancy. Apologies. Grin

Sparkly123 · 15/02/2015 21:19

Purds thanks for the lovely words! As per! And yes. New hope new cycle, I did it last time I can do it again. We weren't even gonna try straight after mc before my first AF so really that was a bonus try. I have to keep the faith for next time. It's just like you say- hard for a day or two and frustrating when you put so much effort in. If I just got AF and could function then it would be easier too. The problem I have is such bad pain and as I usually almost pass out and feel so ill for AF it's hardly appealing that it's coming again right after going through a mc! Oh well eh...men!!! Envy

kissinggiraffe · 15/02/2015 21:19

Evening ladies. Hope you all had a lovely, romantic valentines weekend.....

Af showed up yesterday. 4 DAYS LATE!! Fucker

Ooh juney I love persions. I have a common old moggy. She's the size of an elephant and would rip your arm off as soon as look at you. But we love her Smile
Glad your spermies arrived safely.

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:19

That one totally missed me, I only found out whilst watching L Word I googled some woman and its like "Partner: Jodie Foster :)" like the fuck. But looks like shes rubbed off on Kristen Stewart and I'm very pleased about that, as soon as she comes to Tyne & Wear I'll make my move...

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:20

kissing they are an acquired taste, I've had a lot of people tell me she's ugly :( but a mother always finds her baby beautiful Wink

epskie · 15/02/2015 21:23

I'm in Tyne and Wear too Juney Smile

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:25

Ooo! You can be my spunk inserter!

I forgot to answer you before, I'm a single lesbian toying with frozen sperm!

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:32

Too soon? :(

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:32

That was at epskie for not rushing to apply for the job! Wink

epskie · 15/02/2015 21:34

Haha - sounds like great fun! Count me in Grin

My sister is a lesbian and is currently going through fertility treatment at the centre for life.

Good luck with your frozen stuff! Grin

Ohwoolballs · 15/02/2015 21:40

juney washes my pussy Bwaaaahahaha. I clearly picked up my phone for MN at just the right time.

juneybean · 15/02/2015 21:45
Grin

I was previously at QEH in Gateshead for IUI but it obviously didn't work #bitter

Purplecuddlykoala14 · 15/02/2015 21:50

Thanks purdey. Found the info about embryoscopes very interesting < outs self as science geek >
Good luck Juney and everyone else.

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purdeybirdie · 15/02/2015 22:00

Mothers do not always find their babies beautiful. When I took this of my tot when she was tiny I thought: 'Ugh. Les Dawson. I think we''ll give baby groups a miss" Hmm

Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!
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juneybean · 15/02/2015 22:02

Ohh purdey you're terrible! She's bloody lovely!