Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

LOL at giddy I was thinking of sticking ABBA on rather than James Blunt.

(Chiquitita has been in my head for weeks)

Not mama Mia?!

Jesus god no! I've avoided that movie until my persian breeder gave my kitten mamma Mia as a pedigree name!

Muriels wedding in my ABBA film of choice!

You have your own Persian breeder? So sophisticated miss juney! What other staff do you have?

Hi mrsb how you doing? Waiting to dtd then?!

Giddy how are you? Ha ha hilarious! No no DO NOT DO A SPARKLY.. Keep those spermies safe!!

New stats attached! :)

epskie did you dtd on lead up to or day of positive OPK at all? Day after is great and today too! OPKs are a big help yeh, are you temping too?

Well I'm still interviewing for spunk inserter, I'm hoping purdey will apply

epskie I think you timed it well! I'd possibly have done it Friday night just in case though.

I'm better thank you sparkly! Ds is much perkier and has consented to sleep. I am watching Memphis belle to celebrate. Watched this every day one summer holiday when I was little. Major crush on Eric stoltz. Glad you had a good day today.

Thanks ladies. No, we just did it last night and will tonight too. Fingers crossed.

Juney I'm intrigued by your need for a spunk inserter lol x

Juney, would deffo take your LH surge as starting at 4pm. Most studies conclude that the average length of time from surge to ov is 36 hours. If this is the case - and if I were you - I would inseminate tomorrow am (early) and then tea time. What do you think? On the other hand, you have had an excellent episode of copious ewcm so even if you inseminated right now, those fellas will be well nurtured until ov. I would also be confident that a donor's sperm has excellent longevity so I wouldn't be worried about ov-ing as late as 48 hrs after the surge. Hold on tight and think rationally. It's not possible to get this 'wrong'; you are doing all you can by pinpointing your surge and you've done that brilliantly

Knitfast, a bfn will always, always bring us to the conclusion that this is all futile and that we are going to be 'one of those couples' who need intervention. Don't listen to irrational thoughts; they are not real and do not have the power to see into the future.

purdey I've peed on a few sticks today and darkest line was at 3.15pm following the dark one this morning whenever I posted then 6pm was much lighter.

How early are we talking...

Epskie, welcome and I'm very sorry for your loss

Sparkly, due wed/thurs. I really don't like this last bit of the 2ww, the 'what ifs' are hard! It's shit isn't it when you fall out, dp won't be home until I'm asleep. He's always like this when he's tired.
Ooh a new tv, perfect for box sets I think and it's always exciting when you make a big purchase.

Thanks for the new stats baby. Couldn't remember what cycle I was on so thank you

You're preggo, Beansprout. Fact.

Lovely Purple, I forgot to answer you yesterday. Lob these down your hubby's neck: zinc, brazil nuts, vitamin C & co-enzyme Q10. You can't go wrong with this combo.

epskie, welcome and sorry for your mc. They are truly awful. You will have ov'd by now but it sounds like you had well-timed sex.

Sparkly, a new TV is a huge deal in our house. Mind you, I get excited when the Kleeneze brochure comes through the door and I can fantasise over electronic catflaps. I'm glad you got out and could look at the sky. Did you buy a Twirl? I am desperate for your temp to remain high tomorrow (and it is still high).

Lady, perhaps your hubs could feel your fertile cervix in its spongey state. That's normal around ovulation.

at Aurora. Your posts are so witty.

Giddy, I know! Right? It's not my fault he stares right into my eyes from the telly and mouths: 'I want your hot sex, Our Peg....now!'

Hee hee purds, just a shame he's talking to your hubby... :)

Bahahah!

btw purds you feeling any better?

Evening all, just popping my head round the door.

Welcome episky you're in warm hugs and frisky hands in this place xxx

Juney, are you flirting with me (and if not, why not? ) What does this mean, pliz: '..my Persian breeder'. Are you a secret top-decker?

Thanks for stats, Babs.

I love Eric Stoltz, which puzzles me as I am not partial to a ginger midget.

Muriel's Wedding is the dog's plums. Fact!

Juney, 6am. Can't go wrong. BUT if your heart is telling you to inseminate tonight then go for it. Just don't be swayed by panic. Remember you are yonks away from ovulating in terms of hours, and it only takes 14 hours for the sperm to get where they need to be (probably quicker with your bionic boys. Seriously).

Spinning yep I hope things are better for you Tomor! Well either way we are kinda cycle buddies! Although I really really hope you get a BFP this cycle!!!

purdey how are you??? Did you get out? Yes it's a HUGE deal here - we never make big purchases like that, all our friends are off on hols, buying this and that all time but we ain't in the position so it's huge for us! We were in the shop for so long as we couldn't decide which one as we knew this would be a long term purchase and it's so much money to shell out.. Think the guy thought we were proper indecisive! I was so tired too so my brain wasn't exactly equipped to decide! Ha.i know some people change technology etc regularly but not us as we financially able to so its not so easy to jump in! Anyway- I'm overjoyed I now have a functioning swanky tv!!
I've had some more pelvic cramps tonight and brown blood again an hour ago after nothing all day! So I think Tomor is the day! It's ok though.. I feel a bit less sad about it tonight for some reason.. Must be the retail therapy! Ha ha, ok I'm rambling now... twirl! No!!!! Damn it I knew I forgot something..! cant even stretch to a twirl now after huge tv purchase ha ha

Hahaha no I bought a kitten last year after the IUI didn't work (I'm a crazy cat lady at heart!) and I bought a persian from a breeder so alas I have a persian breeder! She washes my pussy every 3 months, all that long hair gets a bit musty sometimes.

I'll flirt with you all! You've made this cycle much more fun than my previous ones! The FF ladies just don't have the same craic.

Kleeneze- I love it when that pops in the door!

sparkly are you sure you're a mumsnetter... most them bitch about unsolicited post!!!!!

Giddy, is Foster really a gay? Can anyone substantiate this? That is no obstacle to me; that fella from Frankie Goes To Hollywood once fingered me at a party*

Thanks, Juney, but no. I feel like there is a deep-sea anenome living inside my head and making everyfink fuzzy and woozy. Unfortunately, this is not the supposedly-highly-addictive Solpadeine I've been OD-ing on taking.

Selma was great, if upsetting (obvs). The MacDonalds never materialised and the Ben & Jerry's was too cold. Yes, you read that right (I like to microwave mine at home for 20 seconds).

• This is a huge lie. It was in a hot dog van at one of his concerts